Bush-Mush

BUSH: I just cain8217;t believe it! You8217;re hidin8217; things from me.

MUSH: It8217;s just that8230;I don8217;t want my supporters to get the wrong idea.

Bush: Which supporters?

Mush: The teeming millions who believe in my leadership8230;

Bush: Teemin8217; millions? Gee thanks Perve. I mean I know we8217;re substantial people but me an Dick an Condi an a few generals at the Pentagon don8217;t exactly add up ta 8220;millions8221;. I don8217;t have all day. What8217;s the plan? Gimme the plan.

Mush: Well8230;you know the issue of the elections, my uniform and the restoration of the chief justice are all coming together and 8230; So, I, we, er, the spooks and I thought we8217;d impose an emer8230;

Bush: Don8217;t even GO there! Congress8217;ll have me fer dinner.

Mush: But you8217;ve seen how out of hand these fundos are getting8212;rampaging in Waziristan, taking over large swathes of Islamabad real estate, kidnapping Chinese massage parlour women8230;they8217;ve followed the brief we gave them to the letter and they8217;re ready for the picking.

Bush: I warned yer Perve when you and yer spooks started settin8217; up these guys, I told yer it was playin8217; with fire.

Mush: On the contrary, our strategy has worked well. The fundos of the Jamia Hafsa have been a neat little diversion from the CJ affair. Now the whole country8217;s calling for a clampdown. Do you think I could impose a teeny weeny martial law or emergency to sort them out and put off the day of reckoning on the other issues Mr President sir? ?