CORNERED outside photographer Daboo Ratnani’s Oshiwara studio, Perizaad Zorabian posed for our camera and gave us a wee glimpse of what his 2004 calendar will feature. Can we expect a sharp, sexy pin-up or a flirty look like the one here? ‘‘Sexy? No way,’’ she laughs. ‘‘We tried for a mean shot but that backfired, so I’m in shorts and a T-shirt doing what I do best—looking cute,’’ she says. And helping her out is Ratnani’s sloppy pet boxer, Flash. ‘‘I’m big on teeny shorts and skirts, but I really don’t like my legs,’’ she groans. Well, she sure looks pert, but still insists, ‘‘I’m not comfortable with the sexy image. I just can’t pull it off!’’We beg to differ. MIRCHI METER Aaja Piya