Forwarded as Received: Different Strokes

Soldiers fight, and cricketers do ads for chips. Why can’t we see the difference, asks WhatsApp Uncle

Noida: Dhoni’s house among several burgled, 3 men arrested

MS Dhoni will be the most experienced player in the Indian squad at ICC World Cup 2019. (Source: Reuters)

Bachchon… all this heat wave is making whole world go mad… Beta Swastik, u toh must zaroor stay in house and drink phalse ka sharbat and nimbu paani… anyway u r always angry with sickular and libtard Khan Market issues… Now, my family… before u say hay! Daadu! dont be anti-Mohammedan… let me tell u something very frankly…. BUT SHHHHH… this is only for family!

Bachchon… i think heat wave of chunaav result is making ppl go mad!!! All nationalist ppl lyk me who support Pradhan Mantri Chakravartin Purushottam Shri Narendra Bhai Modi ji and his Lakshman, hon Home Minister Chanakya Shri Amit Bhai Shah ji, r very harshit by ppls verdict for NEW INDIA. But beta Neha, Swastik, U WILL NOT BELIVE!!!! SOME R ACTUALLY NOT UNDERSTANDING TRUE ETHOS OF BHARAT MATA!!

First Dwivedi ji told me in morning walk that HE SUPPORTS DHONI!!! I was toh left kinkartavyavimoodh … Bachchon, Dhoni is still young and loves all fauji ppl — that is good only. BUT symbol of our sena is only for battle… for those who r ready to be veer gati ko prapt… NOT FOR PPL WHO DO AD FOR CHIPS AND PLAY IN FRONT OF CHEERLEADER!!!! Hon pandit who is do vedon mein nipun… senior retired govt servant should be understanding of passion of young ppl… but know difference between soldiers and employee of private corporation BCCI….

Then bachchon even more ashcharyajanak thing i heard… Vyas uncle told me while all ladies of colony were doing kirtan that Sarvadharm Jeevdaya Samiti group in Gujarat is doing hoarding!!!! Yes, my family, in original pitrubhumi and karmabhumi of hon Pradhan Mantri… grp is saving animals from sacrifice by buying them!!! Bachchon, u all think goat is only minority issue?!!!! NO… IT IS AGAINST ALL SHIV BHAKTS..

U all big city ppl wont know… in most India we do sacrifice to show devotion… THIS IS TRADITION of SHAIVISM… Bachchon, even Shri Ram Chandra was a Shiv Bhakt… WHen i was shishtachaari baalak we all village boys would go to temple to see bali… It is chadhava in all Uttarakahnd…. U see my family… this goat protection is prarambh of destroying ANCIENT HINDU CULTURE… ppl r forgetting that all this animal rights cannot do baadha in aastha of religion…. Just like army love shud not do baadha in sports…

My family… u know i am sarvshreshth bhakt of Bharat Mata and sarvottam pracharak of new INDIA… BUT PPL IN CELEBRATION MODE OF NATION VICTORY IN ELECTION SHUD REMEMBER NATION IS LYK GANGA MAIYYA… thousands of streams make it gr8… if only cricketers trying 2 b army and vegetarian jihadis will decide on desh bhakti and bhagwan prem… we will become lyk KHAN MARKET GANG only… ALL DECISIONS on life and culture cannot be taken by few ppl.

Aakash Joshi

Aakash Joshi is Deputy Associate Editor at The Indian Express. He commissions articles for the opinion section, and is both an analyst and reporter. Editorial Role & Scope In his capacity as a commissioning editor, Aakash oversees and shapes the discourse within the Indian Express opinion pages. His own writing is characterized by: Political Analysis: Critical examination of domestic political parties (like Congress, AAP, and the BJP) and the shifting ideologies in Indian democracy. Global Affairs: Extensive commentary on the US presidency (particularly the Trump era), India's relations with its neighbours (like the Taliban-led Afghanistan and Bangladesh), and the changing world order. Cultural Critique: Analysis of masculinity in Bollywood (SRK @ 60), the cultural impact of Western icons like Hulk Hogan in India, and the social dynamics of Indian festivals. Notable Perspectives & Articles Aakash’s work often challenges mainstream narratives: Masculinity: "SRK@60: In the age of Andrew Tate, the early Shah Rukh Khan still offers a kinder, wiser masculinity" – contrasting traditional stardom with modern toxic influences. Justice & Human Rights: "No one killed Akhlaq? 10 years after a lynching, it's a whole new India" – a critical look at the legal outcomes of high-profile communal cases. Foreign Policy: Analysis of Donald Trump’s isolationism and its impact on America’s alliance with Europe and Israel. Ideology: "Lesson for AAP and Arvind Kejriwal: You can't be a full-time political party with a freelance ideology" – an assessment of the AAP's political identity. Professional Presence Communication: He can be reached at aakash.joshi@expressindia.com. Social Media: Follow him for editorial insights on X (formerly Twitter) at @Joshi_Uncle. LinkedIn: Aakash Joshi (active professional profile). His full archive is available on the Indian Express Columnist Profile. He can be reached at aakash.joshi@expressindia.com. Twitter: @Joshi_Uncle ... Read More