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One of the saddest cultural casualties in the Tiranga Wars is our natural irreverence, our delicious freedom to joke about with God and godl...

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One of the saddest cultural casualties in the Tiranga Wars is our natural irreverence, our delicious freedom to joke about with God and godly matters. Nowadays, we actively LOOK for insults and reasons to be offended, even where none exist. The most illiterate example of this last week was the idiotic ban, now revoked, on Thiruvalluvar8217;s Thirukkural, an outstanding secular work. It is our cultural and constitutional right to read these books 8212; yes, even the Vedanta. To cut us off from them is to perpetuate Macaulay8217;s 8220;infamous8221; Minute on Education. How could you, Mr Singh? Must the 8220;believing8221; modern Hindu, whose faith survived the centuries but was battered beyond belief by Saffronist poverty of imagination, scuttle back into the closet? An action replay of when the Left ruled media and academia? The reason Hindutva is hated by so many Hindus is that it is a mirror image of the jihadi belief system: 8220;One way, my way8221;. Please don8217;t mirror Murli Manohar Joshi, Mr Singh. Or Mullah Omar.

Instead, let8217;s put away religion for a while from political scrutiny and try getting back to an easy, happy familiarity with the Divine. Many of us remember laughing about God in public without anyone getting hyper. The Swiss laugh at their own kanjoosi with the joke that once, God came down to visit Switzerland. He went to a shepherd8217;s hut and tenderly enquired if all was well. 8220;Everything is wonderful!8221; gushed the man, offering God a glass of fresh milk. 8220;You have really provided so well for the Swiss: lush meadows, great mountains, cows and goats that yield rich milk, no political trouble8230;thank You, Lord!8221; Highly pleased, the Almighty prepared to depart, at which the Swiss automatically said: 8220;Ein und schwanzig, bitte One-twenty francs, please.8221;

We remember a Hindi film 8212; was it Lok Parlok? 8212; in which 8220;Krishna8221; prances to a most foolish song about being a 8220;flute master8221;. Sreela Bhakti Ballabh Tirtha Goswami Maharaj, head of the Gaudiya Math, recalls a tea garden owner who argued that God entered every heart in the form of tea Sarvasya cha-ham hrdi sannivisto, Bhagvad Gita 15:15, though what poor God told Arjuna was, 8220;And I reside in the heart of every being as the In-dwelling God8221;. One of the oldest PJs in modern India is the famous prayer, 8220;Sarve jana sukhino bhavantu8221;: let all people be well and happy. Other sarkari types reportedly asked, 8220;Why just the employees of Survey of India?8221; Dreadful puns, I know, but don8217;t you think it8217;s about time we lightened up about God?

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