Ittefaqnama

Who is saying Al-Prince is not alloying us to make statements, hain ji? We are completely free to say what we like. We like ice cream, buggers, fries, milk sheikhs, kababs, nihari, pizza, aloo qeema, karelay qeema, chanay qeema, Musharraf qeema, chaat, dahi baray, chaclate, kulfa, kulfi, kofta, kofti, paratha, parathi, BB, Jamali, hash brown, Hashmi brown, KFC, AQ Khan, bun, bum, Ben 038; Jerry8217;s, Senator Kerry8217;s, aloo gosht, saag gosht, Shujaat gosht, lauki gosht, fauji gosht, fauji ghost Zia, Humayun Akhtar8217;s trotters, Ijaz ul Haq8217;s kidneys, Shaukat Aziz8217;s calves, Musharraf8217;s liver, Sheikh Rashid8217;s brains, etc etc.

And now we will observe mint of silence in honour of Censor, who is looking over my shoulder as I write this8212;Where I was? Oh yes, likes and dislikes. By God, I have no dislikes. By God. I don8217;t dislike Musharraf, I really don8217;t. I really, really don8217;t. I promise on Abbaji and Ammiji. I don8217;t dislike him at all. Never. I don8217;t even dislike Chory Shujaat, I don8217;t dislike Praiz Elahi, I don8217;t dislike Mushaisaab, I don8217;t dislike Sheikh Rasheed, I don8217;t dislike ruling junta, I don8217;t dislike senior faujis, I don8217;t dislike all members of PML-N who8217;ve become members of PML-Q. I don8217;t dislike ghaddar bureaucrats who were my spoons and have now become Musharraf8217;s spoons. I don8217;t even dislike Bush. I don8217;t dislike them, I just dash them. I would like to see them all dashed. I pray that their dash8217;s get the dashing of their lives. When I return to power, I will dash them like no one8217;s been dashed before.

DASH THEM! DASH THEM ALL!!

NS