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This is an archive article published on July 24, 2005

IM, therefore I am

If all of life is like high school, at last we have the answer to the question that goes to the core of our id-driven, zit-popping, green-ey...

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If all of life is like high school, at last we have the answer to the question that goes to the core of our id-driven, zit-popping, green-eyed insecurity: Are you more popular, at this very second, than the person who8217;s instant-messaging you?

Instant messaging, you will know, is the way tens of millions of Americans connect with their buddies faster than e-mail. Beginning this week, the 50 million users of AIM, America Online8217;s version of instant messaging 8212; including nearly half of all Americans between the ages of 13 and 25 8212; could perform a self-esteem check by visiting http://www.aimfight.com.

There you enter your and your friend8217;s AOL screen name and click 8220;fight8221; to figure out who8217;s got a bigger score. Your popularity is based on who has you on their buddy list. There8217;s a complicated algorithm at work here. Your score is measured to the third degree, in the sense of the 8220;six degrees of separation8221; game that seeks to link anybody on Earth to any other person through no more than five friends.

Say a couple of your friends, A and B, have you on their buddy lists. A, who has three people on her buddy list, doesn8217;t add much to your score. That8217;s because she doesn8217;t have as many people on her buddy list as does B, who has 16. Your friend A is clearly not as well-connected as your friend B. Not unlike life.

Online popularity is the state-of-the-art measure of vanity. Never mind that Yogi Berra once said that 8220;anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked8221;; Mark Twain, after all, summed it up fine: 8220;He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.8221; In spite of that quiet but quaint voice in your head that says you shouldn8217;t care how you stack up, of course you do.

LAT-WP

 

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