Here comes Bill

It8217;s true that Obama, like almost all presidents, would face a steep learning curve as he worked to master the arcane procedures and perquisites of life inside the White House bubble. So would any of the other contenders from either party, except Clinton. The learning-curve issue for her 8212; and it has no precedent in American history 8212; would be figuring out how to deal with a husband who was very good at being president but shows little talent or motivation for being a president8217;s spouse.

Sexism might have something to do with the fact that Hillary Clinton has to answer questions about her husband that the other candidates never get asked about their wives. But Bill Clinton has always had a way of making himself the story, and he8217;s at it again.

When the Clintons made a campaign stop at an Iowa grocery store Tuesday, Hillary8217;s face said it all. She realised that Bill had departed from the script and wandered off to another part of the store, and cameras caught her scanning the aisles with a look of sheer terror. Bill was supposed to be at Hillary8217;s side; instead, he was way over yonder, giving an interview to Entertainment Tonight. Spontaneity gives ulcers to campaign staffers, but the supermarket stop got much more coverage than it would have if Bill had followed the script. He ended up drawing more attention to himself than the candidate 8212; which is in keeping with his formal campaign speeches. On the stump, he draws big crowds and comes off as charming, eloquent and persuasive. But reporters who have tallied his words say that he talks more about himself than about his wife 8212; at a ratio of about 9 to 1.

The real problem comes when Bill goes off message. Campaigning in South Carolina on Monday, he said that Hillary8217;s No. 1 priority as president would be to send a group of notables 8212; including himself and former president George Bush the Elder 8212; on an around-the-world mission to repair America8217;s image.

As one might expect, Poppy didn8217;t react well at all to the implication that his son, George Bush the Younger, had sullied that image. He issued a frosty statement saying that no one had ever talked to him about any such mission, and that anyway no such thing was needed, and that besides 8212; remember? 8212; he8217;s a Republican.

That episode shows what Hillary Clinton might face in the White House. After his eight years as president, and nearly seven as a millionaire statesman/philanthropist/philosopher, is Bill Clinton capable of following any script? He8217;s used to saying whatever he wants to say, whenever he wants to say it. And he8217;s a talented improviser, always overflowing with ideas 8212; some of them brilliant, some half-baked 8212; that he can8217;t wait to share with his listeners.

Does anyone think that William Jefferson Clinton would confine himself to the bland, inoffensive pronouncements we8217;ve come to expect from presidential spouses? I8217;d give him two weeks of ribbon-cuttings and ceremonial visits before he felt compelled 8212; and perhaps entitled 8212; to jump into policy. Clearly, the smart thing would be to give him a portfolio of his own rather than let him play hopscotch.

But how would anyone keep him on the reservation? How would anyone tone down his charisma? And what would happen if a new Clinton administration gutted one of the accomplishments of the old Clinton administration?

What people think of Bill Clinton and his presidency is grist for other columns. For now, I8217;m asking a simpler question: Since the Constitution provides for one president, not two, could he find a way to live in a White House that wasn8217;t all about him?