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This is an archive article published on September 1, 2007

CLASS ACT

Our correspondent goes back to school for a day. In the corridors are old memories and a few rude shocks

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Almost ten years after I left classrooms, blackboards and puppy love, I am off to school—to be a student for a day. This time, I’m driving there in my car and not the school bus. My thoughts are of the past: our fights over the window seat and chalk missiles flying out to hit bull’s eye (any hapless pedestrian with a slow gait), my first crush and the memories of growing up. But, before I know it, here we are. Bhartiya Vidya Bhavan, the same old gate. What hasn’t changed, I wonder.

Well, I still have to wear the uniform (my insistent, pestering copy editor made sure I did). It waits for me at the principal’s office. One look and the fashionista in me quails. The skirt is a poor version of what we called a ghaghra in my days (there I go). So, after thanking principal G S Negi, I dash to the uniform store and ask for a shorter size. This rule has not changed in all these years: the shorter you wear, the smarter you look. The uniform wale uncleji (as we fondly called him) takes one look at me and says, “Waist size 32.” Hello? I might have put on some flab in the last 10 years, but 32? “No way, give me a 28,” I shot back. And, yes, I did fit in.

So I troop in with the girls to Class XII A. I have never been in this class before. It’s closer to the toilet and far from the lover’s paradise (the bridge-like corridor that joins the primary and the senior section, where I met my first crush).

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The first class is economics, not my forte. My mind wanders. How am I looking? When will the next period begin? Bhavana, the class monitor, senses my discomfort. “You look one among us. Don’t worry.” I give her a look of gratitude. The next class is psychology, far more comforting than the forces of demand and supply. The young teacher lists the causes of depression and I am hooked. Almost at the end of the period, an unkempt classmate barges in, no “May-I-come-in-ma’am?” needed. The teacher is furious but he’s unfazed. “But, isn’t the class over ma’am? You are supposed to go out, not I.” I am stunned.
The teacher lets it be. “You kids have no manners these days,” she murmurs. I agree. Even the rowdiest kid in my class was more polite.

But lunch break is still welcome. As the teacher leaves the class, I am my classmates’ centre of attention. Uh-oh, I know this. Here comes the ragging routine (I’ve led many in my time). But nope, these kids keep their distance. Thank God for Bhavana, who takes me around and introduces me to everyone. The oddity of a journalist in school uniform breaks the ice. “Rolled sleeves… eh? Streaked hair?” I am suitably embarrassed.

However, we are friends now. And we do what I did best: bunk the next few classes and explore the school. I can sniff the same aroma of paranthas with mango pickle; there is a familiar queue at the cooler, girls splash water on friends. The cooler looks cleaner and is better tiled. The canteen too has spruced up and stocks a variety of food. In our time, we got to choose between a samosa and a burger.

But time, I find, has redrawn the space of my past. In place of the playground stands a new school building. There was a tree here once. Under its shade, childhood sweetheart Brijesh and I shared canteen burgers and the paranthas that I brought every day. The tree’s gone and I have found other memories. But some things haven’t changed. For one, Brijesh and I are still together.

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Soon, time to go home. The school buses have lined up. Even their route numbers had changed. The uniform is folded back. I go to the office to thank Sir Negi and give him my visiting card.
I am a journalist again.

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