Ban them boyz

Boy bands are just good-looking women dressed in men8217;s clothes, telling you they love you and you don8217;t even know the damn guy. For all you know, he may really be a crazed lunatic who goes around killing, decapitating and then raping young preteen girls. How can this infidelity be tolerated? Men all over should get together and lynch all them dumbass boy bands, with flaming torches and boiling tar.

The first time I saw Hanson, I liked the middle guy. Only I thought at that naive point in my life that it was actually a very cute girl with ruby red lips that bewitched me. I spent many hours thinking and fantasising about her8217;.

Finally, a week later, I learnt that the she8217; was actually a he8217;. I was emotionally shattered and devastated. I had been wasting time, energy and various bodily fluids on a guy? Aaarghhhh!!!

I felt humiliated, cheated, jilted and worse, like the dumbass I am, I told all my friends about it. I would now be the laughing stock of college and people would mock, jest and scoff at me. Oh, the horror! The sheer horror!

Funnily, the very next day, many of my fellow collegians admitted that they too had been fooled by the middle guy and they too had dreamt thoughts of a lustful nature about him. Heh, heh, I wasn8217;t the only one and that provided some relief.

Nischint Sohal