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Holi 2018: Make a splash into the festival of colours with these hilarious jokes

Happy Holi 2018: Add fun to the festival with jokes. From poking fun at how people look after playing with colours to adding Jr Trudeau in Holi memes, read some funny one-liners that floated on Twitter here.

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Holi is here, and people are all set to splash a bucket full of colours and sprinkle each other with (hopefully) natural hues and tints. All about fun, frolic and frenzy, the festival of colours brings a wave of zest and zeal, and Indians across all the states celebrate it with much fanfare. A symbol of the triumph of good over evil, it marks the onset of spring and is also celebrated to express gratitude for a good harvest.

Celebrated on March 1 and 2 this year, it commemorates the combined celebration of two different festivals – Choti Holi (Holika Dahan) and Badi Holi (Rangwali Holi/Dulandi). While it begins with applying colourful tilaks on each other’s foreheads, people then take to smearing colour, splashing water, dancing to Bollywood tracks and heartily indulging in sweet delicacies that are especially made for the day. But that’s not all. What matters the most is to have a jovial celebration and laugh together. So, here are some jokes and memes that are perfect for the day.

From poking fun at how people look after playing with colours to adding Jr Trudeau in Holi memes, read some funny one-liners that floated on Twitter here.

Do you have a joke or meme for Holi too? Share it in the comments below.

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