Express LOL: Tweets to Swear By

Rajinikanth to miss swearing-in of Modi. But his 3-D motion capture animation will attend swearing-in of Modi’s 3D holographic projection.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) May 26, 2014

One guy handling multiple roles. Modi Govt. Sounds like a start-up. #CEO #CoFounder #ManagingDirector

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 26, 2014

Among other news, Rahul Gandhi has confirmed that he will be swearing at himself when Modi takes oath.

— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) May 26, 2014

Even Vivek Oberoi is invited to NaMo’s oath-taking ceremony.. This is a major blow to Uday Chopra, Tusshar, Harman Baweja, Fardeen, Mimoh..

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) May 26, 2014

Reporter:Sir kya mil sakta hai apko? Gadkari:Matar paneer,kadhai paneer,missi roti,dal fry,green salad R:Sir mai ministry puch raha tha G:Oh

— Dilliwallah (@ProudDilliwala) May 26, 2014

Its a shame that @digvijaya_28 wont be handling the “Youth Affairs” ministry. #ModiMinistry #MyPMNaMo

— Advait Naik (@advaitn) May 26, 2014

Apparently Cong. is having it’s own ceremony elsewhere, where party workers will be swearing at Rahul Baba #ModiMinistry #Elections2014

— Veejay Sai (@veejaysai) May 26, 2014

It was supposed to be a normal ceremony, but now Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi will be there to put the ‘swearing’ in ceremony. #ModiMinistry

— Gautam Verma (@gautamverma23) May 26, 2014