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This is an archive article published on November 24, 2009
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Opinion Past imperfect

When will TV news learn to keep its head?

November 24, 2009 04:21 AM IST First published on: Nov 24, 2009 at 04:21 AM IST

We were baying for blood,just over a year ago. Many people were in the mood for a public lynching as protests against television news coverage of the Mumbai attacks filled the print and online media,and conversation everywhere. The government threatened to take action,the chastened news channels beat a strategic retreat,promised to be more careful in the future and although we have not forgotten their excesses,we have learnt,perhaps,not to believe everything they say. Haven’t we?

With no major terrorist attack in the last 365 days,the news channels’ resolve has not been tested,either. Live coverage of Y.S. Rajasekhara Reddy’s death,however,indicated that TV news still tends to fly with a story before being grounded in facts. That’s where it needs the government help,late in coming when YSR’s chopper went missing. So,one November later,we still don’t know how TV news would cover another 26/11 situation — and that’s a worry. Meanwhile,the government has made a preemptive strike by asking TV news to handle with care the first anniversary of the attacks. Thus far,we haven’t seen too much of the burning Taj — seared already in our memories from last year’s coverage.

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Instead,Monday morning’s screen was filled with images we didn’t see at the time: young men clambering onto of Babri Masjid and hacking it to death. The Indian Express report on the Liberhan Commission’s findings was the news of the moment and footage of the demolition was played and replayed and replayed. Makes you wonder if TV news has learnt anything from Mumbai 26/11.

Visited Pati Patni aur Woh (NDTV Imagine),last week and was unpleasantly surprised to see that nothing has changed since the previous encounter. The pati and patni are bringing up ‘woh’ and in the process wrecking their nerves and their relationships. There’s Rakhi Sawant tearing into whatever’s left of her Swayamvara and there’s Elesh soothing her in Canadian English which only angers her further since she cannot comprehend him. And the ‘wohs’ are having a wail of a time: crying is not just an occupational hazard for these babies,it’s a full time occupation.

Stroll across to the Bigg Boss (Colors) home and behold full-grown men weeping like ‘wohs’,only,since they are much bigger,they cry that much more. And,insist on speaking simultaneously. So Rohit Verma and Bakhtiyar Irani took turns to howl and holler at the same time,creating the most unholy,soppy row. “I hate myself in this house!” howls Verma,“I hate everyone in this house!” hollers back Bakhtiyar (or words to that effect). Talk about jugalbandis. Much rather watch and listen to the one on Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Maha Challenge (Zee) between the teams representing Bengal and Punjab. That was music to the ears; this an earful. Why doesn’t Big Boss’s adult population grow up and stop behaving like crybabies?

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Over at Perfect Bride (Star Plus),we’re down to the final three weeks and juror Shekhar Suman,for one,is filling the empty spaces between potential goon,sorry,groom and wife,with stifled yawns. It’s that boring. Rumpa and Hitesh are still deciding where to get married (in the studio?),Rajbir and Priyanka are still insisting they’ll marry only when his family agrees that “Priyanka nahin to koi nahin” and every girl’s best friend Vivek is trying to romance Amrita Rao with about as much spark as an extinguished match stick. Yawn is right. Bharti Singh tries to shake Shekhar awake with laughter but there’s little remotely amusing about watching her slap a lollipop onto her tongue. Malaika Arora tried to smile — and failed. Meanwhile,the girls moon and swoon over the prospects of perfect husbands,perfect weddings and perfectly-ever-after marriages. Perhaps Suman is yawning because he is awake to the fact that there’s nothing perfect about any of it at all.

shailaja.bajpai@expressindia.com

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