Sorry for the joke

Guddi Maruti joked her way through 104 episodes of Sorry Meri Lorry 8212; without a script. A difficult task, made easy only by the strange modus operandi she kept up her sleeve. When Guddi was lost for witty one-liners and snappy repartee, she simply resorted to whacking her puny partner, Vrajesh Hirjee. He did protest, but to no avail. His plight did not improve even after his grandmother saw the show and demanded, quot;Who is this fat girl beating you? Bring her in front of me!quot;

Nevertheless, this did deter us. We bravely ventured into Guddi8217;s whacking zone and asked her to comment on some of Tellywood8217;s better known names. Luckily, she did not fly off the handle and our heads did not roll. They did reel with her views on Celebs and their Ways: nProducer Sattee Shourie: If she has a deal for you, see a lawyer. If the lawyer approves, see another lawyer!

nActor-singer, Anu Kapoor: What I used to say for Mohan Kapoor now goes for Anu Kapoor 8212; he is out of this world and it would be better if he staysthere!

Actor Shekhar Suman: Shekhar is funny and talented, but I do wonder what I can give him on his birthday. What do you give a guy who has had everyone?!

Actress Navneet Nishan: Very cute. The only thing is that if she does not start losing weight, my roles are in danger!

Actor Vrajesh Hirjee: He is one guy who will never be a blood donor. In fact, he is not even a blood owner!

Actor-anchor Jaaved Jaffrey: He should be a character actor. 8216;Cause when he shows any character, he is acting!

Actress Seema Kapoor: She looks like one of those Egyptian mummies. Is that a compliment? I don8217;t think so! nMukesh Khanna: He will always be Bhimsma Pitahma to me 8212; whenever I see him, I see the mukut, too!