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This is an archive article published on February 26, 2006

Pick and Choose

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I8217;M convinced people from Los Angeles actually reside on a different planet. My friend Melanie, who I8217;ve hosted in Mumbai twice this year, is as 8216;LA8217; as they get8212;she8217;s light-haired, light-eyed, dresses in sportswear chic and is allergic to almost every food type known to man. No wheat, corn or flour for her, so we could never go out for Chinese, pasta, pizza or even McDonald8217;s. We ate Indian at home8212;without the rotis, naturally.

Then there was Ekta, my sweet Sindhi neighbour, who grew up on a daily glass of milk, only to move to LA and discover she was lactose intolerant. No milk, ice cream or mithai. Even pizza had to be boringly cheese-less. That is, of course, until she moved back to Mumbai and adopted lactose-intolerant intolerance.

What does one do when one has oddball guests who are finicky eaters? First it was just 8216;8216;I8217;m vegetarian8217;8217; that got a hostess8217; goat. But all of a sudden, more and more people are joining a tribe of picky-tarians.

Television hostess Simi Garewal is as renowned for her intimate dinners at home as she is for making guests cry during a Rendezvous. This one time, even Garewal was left stumped by an actor who came over for dinner just days after visiting an allergist. 8216;8216;She had just discovered she was allergic to wheat, flour, pasta etc. I realised she couldn8217;t have anything on the table.

So I made her a French omelette, which she relished,8217;8217; laughs Garewal.

Often there are guests who don8217;t eat seafood, but inform hosts in advance. But how rude is it when guests show up for dinner and say, 8216;8216;I can8217;t eat today, it8217;s my Tuesday fast8217;8217;? 8216;8216;That8217;s what annoys me the most,8217;8217; says Garewal, 8216;8216;why bother showing up at all?8217;8217;

Imagine having a do at which one guest is fatally lactose intolerant, another allergic to wheat, yet another can8217;t swallow nuts, someone8217;s on a diet, some other won8217;t eat flesh and another can8217;t have fish. I8217;m not coming.

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Mumbai-based chocolatier Zeba Kohli has an English friend who survives on steamed rice and herbal teas. 8216;8216;The poor thing has serious gastric problems and can8217;t eat anything,8217;8217; she says. When some food items send you to the hospital, it8217;s one thing, but food fads are also culinary couture.

Naini Setalvad is one of Mumbai8217;s better known nutritionists and has plenty of clients she categorises as 8216;8216;fad eaters8217;8217;. 8216;8216;People want to abstain from fats or carbs, but first I try to understand if they follow this just because someone else does or will it genuinely work for them,8217;8217; she says. 8216;8216;The latest fad is a no-carb diet, which is crazy because carbohydrates have been an energy source since the birth of Christ,8217;8217; she laughs. 8216;8216;Breads, rotis and rice are a part of our daily meals and cutting them out means not having an important mineral and vitamin group.8217;8217;

According to Mumbai socialite Queenie Dhody, the worst guests are those on a diet. 8216;8216;They8217;ll call in and request for light meals, but at the party they8217;ll eat everything but the diet food. I often make just one fried snack for the men and find that the women go for it more than the guys do,8217;8217; she complains. 8216;8216;It8217;s the same with dessert. Women often say 8216;Don8217;t bring it in front of me8217;, but end up having it anyway.8217;8217;

Kohli observes that there are people who don8217;t eat maida but frequent Italian eateries and others who don8217;t eat seafood but love going to fancy seafood restaurants just 8216;8216;to be seen8217;8217;. 8216;8216;Having said that, my husband Rajesh and I don8217;t drink but often go with our friends to bars,8217;8217; says Kohli.

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While catering for parties, Setalvad often gets requests to avoid dairy fat and wheat. 8216;8216;One gives in to them with a laugh, because it8217;s a party after all,8217;8217; she says.

My husband8217;s religion doesn8217;t allow him alcohol, he won8217;t touch a flute of Moet even on a weepy anniversary dinner. So he sticks out sorely at my Punjabi family8217;s dos, where a glass of Talisker is easier to get than water, and his feeble request for orange juice earns him dirty stares from the chachas.

We have a friend who won8217;t eat anything that used to walk or fly or swim. Once at a lavish sit-down, a platter of oysters with lemon and Tabasco arrived and she gladly scooped two with both hands. 8216;8216;Oh, an oysterian?8217;8217; I asked. 8216;8216;Nah,8217;8217; she laughed, 8216;8216;just a plain old snob.8217;8217;

 

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