Periscope on Pakistan

The Indian Express brings you clippings from the Pak mediaThe flying storyHere what there is to do but remamber old stories? One lovely s...

The Indian Express brings you clippings from the Pak media

The flying story
Here what there is to do but remamber old stories? One lovely story has come in memory. Once, meray aziz humwatno, I nearly lunt flying. Oh yas, I had a friend from bloved Gowalmandi called Manzur. Both of us three ranted a Cessna and flew over bloved Lhore. But there were some notty buoys in Grawnd Control. One day when Manzur and I wanted to land plane, Manzur radio-ed to grawnd: 8220;Manjur to Control-eh, Manjur to Control-eh. Purrr-mission to land Control-eh.8221; There was no reply from Control. Again Manzur tried: 8220;Manjur to Control-eh. Manjur to Control-eh. Purr-mission to land Control-eh.8221; Again Control was silent. Again Manzur tried. Same silence. My airs flew.

Havayyein urr gaeen. Manzur muttered, 8220;OK Bachu.8221; Then he radio-ed again: 8220;Manjur to Ambarsar-eh, Manjur to Ambarsar-eh. Purrr-mission to land Ambarsar-eh.8221; Suddenly radio crackled and voice of Grawnd Control came: 8220;Control to Manzur. Control toManzur. Permission to land Manzur.8221; Then Manzur was silent. I looked at him blankly like I always do but he put his finger on his mouth and said ssshh. Control again said: 8220;Control to Manzur.

Control to Manzur. Permission to land Manzur.8221; No sound from Manzur who was smiling broadly. Then Control became hystorical: 8220;MANZUR! COME IN, MANZUR! PERMISSION TO LAND MANZUR!8221; Then Manzur said, 8220;Hun pata chaleya, Control-eh?8221; And then we landed.

After blasts in Salamabad, that is what I want to say to ghaddar faujis: 8220;Hun pata chaleya, Control-eh? Suck more sugar cane, Control-eh.8221; Hmmph! When law and odder used to happen in my reign, they used to say, 8220;Why don8217;t you sort out these ruddy civilians?8221; Now let them sart out these ruddy cwilians and maulvis, hain ji, who are blasting bums. You think these ghaddar Amercans are anybody8217;s friends? Hmmph! Ask me. President Clint Eastwood used to make me stand in corner for months and he used to say to me that become rooster. Murgha ban jao. Very expansiveit is, this frandship of ghaddar Amercans. Fust faujis used to say we want to make peace with our neighbours but these ghaddar politicians, they are not alloying. Naw you are all in all. Naw deliver. Naw you cannot hide behind my skut or ghaddar Benazir8217;s skut although only mems are wearing skut.

Britishers are my favourites because at least they are defending me along with Common Wealth. You know why it is called Common Wealth? All the kalas are Common, and all the goras are Wealthy. At the last Common Wealth meeting, we were all standing behind Queen Lizbeth to get our photoo taken and Nelson Medallion asked PM of Gambia that what is for lunch. Gambian replied: 8220;The Duchess of York8221; but Sir Medallion protested and said, 8220;that8217;s not fair! She8217;s lost so much weight.8221; NS for Nawaz Sharif