
News flash on Headlines Today: 8216;Next: the beard story of England. Karan Billimoria is behind the success of Cobra8217;s beard8230;8217; Since when did snakes grow hair on their chins 8212; do they even have them? Chins. Mistakes like these can be delightful 8212; they meant beer, of course.
Sometimes, the news can be enjoyable. Last week, PM Blair bid adieu to President Bush. As they walked towards the White House after a public display of affection and mutual admiration, CNN blaired a swansong: 8220;You8217;re someone I used to love8230;8221; The anchor thumbed his lower lid: 8220;I have got a tear in my eye8230;8221; he deadpanned. It hit, pardon the expression, the bull8217;s eye by reminding us of the ephemeral status of politicians.
The nature of television news is equally fleeting but can have far-reaching consequences. A regular visitor to India TV will notice the number of 8216;bar girls8217; on the channel increases every day. Last Monday we saw five of them dancing a mujra captured by the India TV camera in a manner that filled the screen with their posteriors. Sunday morning, 40 8216;bar girls8217; had been arrested in the channel8217;s presence, which seems constant 8212; so enamoured is the channel of bar girls it has a reporter permanently recording their each jhatka, matka and other movements.
If a private individual was found 8216;watching8217; individuals in a similar manner, he would be arrested. Private news channels can subject people to public exposure 24215;7 under the pretext of 8216;news8217;. Girls become infamous by public brandishment of them as an 8216;item8217; men consume along with liquor. Yeh kaisa insaaf?
The camera is more than just a navel gazer; it is a magnet that attracts people with an irresistible force. Often, news channels in search of public opinion get more public than opinion. During the UP elections, Aaj Tak8217;s interviews were drowned by those in the background and every effort was made to dislodge the speaker from his camera position. Anything for split second stardom.
Coverage of the Dera Sacha Sauda violence last week, or Singur on Sunday saw people charge in front of the camera and the reporter8217;s voice rise or fall in direct proportion to the size and sound of the agitation. The reporters, particularly on Hindi news channels, heighten the violence of the occasion; they become shrill and the repeated replays of the same footage in a seamless 8216;live8217; sequence magnifies a moment to the extent that you feel the entire state is up in arms. It8217;s been said before: agitators love TV news cameras and the exposure it gives their cause. Fine, but viewers do get a sense of 8216;make belief8217; as though people 8216;stage8217; manage incidents and the media obliges.
Star Parivaar Awards Star Plus invariably, is an occasion for TV actors to provide proof of their dancing skills to Bollywood producers who might be watching. It is also a moment for self-congratulation as the competition is open only to Star performers in family soaps. The public is asked to choose its fav ba, beti, bahu, bhai, bhatija, bhanji, etc., from this exclusive club. This year8217;s show had a delightful parody by Sangeeta Ghosh, Shabhir Ali and Varun Badola of the saas-bahu genre. The other distinguishing feature was the extensive use of the applaud box: we heard riotous applause for each winner but saw few in the audience clap.
Karan Johar got a taste of his own Koffee with Richard Gere Star World. He sat on the edge of his chair like an errant schoolboy as Gere fired questions at him about Tibet or lectured him on AIDS. K was reduced to interjections that amounted to a series of three letter words: 8220;Yes8230; yes8230; yes8230;8221; Gere was relaxed, Karan was nervous. Lesson of the encounter? Karan, drink your Koffee with the creme de la creme of Bollywood and never, never go serious on us.