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Opinion The scrunchy-munchy Rule

How,and how not,to do a Q&A.

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Saubhik Chakrabarti

September 18, 2010 12:35 AM IST First published on: Sep 18, 2010 at 12:35 AM IST

Interviews. The bread and butter of journalism. And sometimes also the jam. The jam,as in that quote,that comment,that point of view,from the newsmaker to the news-seeker,that makes the Q&A,as we hacks call it,not just crunchy,but munchy as well. Please note: there’s munchy,and there’s maximum munchy. A fine example of the latter: Fatima Bhutto told fivebooks.com,where she was interviewed,that dodgy American involvement in Pakistan finds deep,deep etymological reflection in the fact that the Urdu word for imperialism is samraj. Sam-raj— get it? As Ms Bhutto explained,samraj “literally means the raj of Uncle Sam”. Don’t try to analyse this. Just,as they say in TV adverts,enjoy. Ms Bhutto and fivebooks.com later clarified that she didn’t literally mean what she said samraj literally meant,that she merely meant that the word has acquired the “common,colloquial” meaning of Uncle Sam’s raj. Again,don’t analyse,just enjoy.

This degree of maximum munchiness is admittedly rare. But TV journalists especially always try. Which is fair. But just as there’s munchy and munchy,there’s trying and trying. Basic rule: don’t look as if you are trying too hard. Don’t let your Qs look scrunchy in search of an A that’s maximum munchy. Two illustrative examples.

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1. Pakistan’s Express TV got the munchies from Salman Khan. See the YouTube videos of that interview. The answer that got the munchies was thanks to the Pakistani TV journalist asking whether Khan,who had said post-26/11 that Pakistan also suffered from terrorism,felt “at that time” he was a “voice in the wilderness” given there was “so much anti-Pakistan sentiment” in India. Khan then said what he did,part of which Indian news TV went to town with. Parenthetically,Khan’s most intriguing observation wasn’t the rich/poor victim classification. It was what he said at the beginning of that answer: “Everybody knew that the (Pakistani) government wasn’t behind it (26/11)”. Isn’t that a matter of continuing debate,and doesn’t that debate partly centre round what one means by “government” in Pakistan? Still,even this is not worth the bang,or Dabaang,the media might think it is. Back to the point: Express TV didn’t let its Qs get scrunchy. For example,when Khan said that everybody knew Pakistani government wasn’t behind 26/11,Pakistan’s Express TV didn’t stop him,and ask him,so you are saying Islamabad is blameless,that ISI is blameless,that your government is wrong. There were no ferociously flashing on-screen captions saying Salman says Pak blameless on terrorism. Express TV merely got on to another Q. It didn’t appear to try oh-so-hard to turn munchies into maximum munchies. Good journalism,Express TV.

2. Devil’s Advocate (DA) on CNN-IBN,with Arundhati Roy. I agreed—with Arundhati Roy. This happened when she told DA you are not listening to me. I think DA wasn’t listening because it appeared to be too busy making its Qs as scrunchy as possible. So,Roy would say X,and DA would say,so you are suggesting or so you are saying or are you then saying Y. Bear in mind that Y is an editorialised paraphrasing of X,the scrunchy Q that’s hunting for the maximum munchy A. DA had got its munchies (Roy: India is a Hindu,corporate,satellite state). But it was oh so hungry.

So,after Roy argued that it was the Indian state’s indifference to non-violent movements that by default privileges violence over non-violence,DA asked,but are the Maoists pursuing their goal,which you (Roy) share,non-violently or are they pursuing them violently,that’s the problem. Ho! Ha! What! Roy had just spent minutes explaining why Maoists are violent. I absolutely don’t agree with Roy. But I understood her argument. But there was DA asking,Maoists are violent,isn’t that the problem! Methinks DA was scrunching that Q so that it could get a maximum munchy A? Q: Maoists are violent,isn’t that the problem? A: No,it’s not a problem. Then,furiously flashing on-screen caption: Roy says Maoist violence not a problem. Then,breaking news,etc,etc.

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So very different: DA interviewing Roy to Pakistan’s Express TV interviewing Khan. But DA was so much more entertaining,like fivebooks.com interviewing Fatima Bhutto.saubhik.chakrabarti@expressindia.com

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