What is real about 18 strangers living on a deserted island for viewers in congested,a billion-plus India? Answer: nothing. That could be a question on Poker Face,Real TV (Naya Hindi channel,naya Hindi entertainment) so be sure to look as if you know the right answer even if you dont (the games USP). Living as we do cheek to jowl,an uninhabited island is as remote from our reality as Sarkar ki Duniya,Indias biggest reality show.
This cross between Lost,Survivor and Bigg Boss has the most uninteresting,argumentative,loud-mouthed bunch of losers youre likely to ever meet. Its unrealistic; they scream and squabble; cant say what about because theyre incomprehensible. On their tongues,Hindi has become an overcooked khichdi where you cannot distinguish one word from another. Host Ashutosh meri marzi Rana,resembling the head doorman at 7 star hotel is the only articulate person and he speaks the least,setting them unlikely tasks.
Poker Face dil sachcha,chehra jhoota is all about hiding your real emotions. The questions and answers are irrelevant,which is why the questions are quite silly: what is the length of a saree? Who lives at 10 Janpath if you think Rahul Gandhi,it wont matter. Just keep a straight face,and hey presto,youve won yourself a cool coupla lakhs. Watch it for beautiful sets and Sharman Joshis smile which (probably) hides the nervousness he feel anchoring his first show.
Hindi Hai Hum: a serial where Bubbly-is-my-name wants to be a desi girl who is happy to be Indian. Recommend she watch Happiness,a journey with Deepak Chopra ( NDTV 24×7) or join the cast of Happy Home on Doordarshan.
Next,its Namak Haram with Swati,an IAS officer and Karan,a businessman. Shes the namak and hes the haram (obviously). It begins lovingly enough: each morn sees them in bed (as it does most of us) and him weaving the sunlight into her hair. Then grim reality intrudes: off she goes to sting her corrupt boss and off he goes to find a corrupt official who can save his family fortunes. No guesses for what ensues. This show comes closest to reality on the channel. Watch it for its no-nonsense style.
Real issues matter on NDTV Imagine,too,which has gone social on us. Joining the old man/young bride of Bandini is Jyoti. She looks after a father in a wheelchair,a good-for-nothing brother,one tormented sister and a repressive mother. To top it all,shes manglik. Her boyfriend is willing to marry her nevertheless,but she sacrifices love to the altar of familial duty. And what does she get in return? Nothing,of course.
If you really want to get real,try Sony Special@10,a new series produced by leading Bollywood directors. One hour of slick,tightly-knit dramas,closer to the truth than we may like. In Shaurat-Nafrat aur Showbiz,a young starlets climb to fame sees her Bollywood mentor shoot himself and her hospitalised. Then shes breaking news on TV Shes OK but could have had a stroke (a masterpiece of TV drivel). Is there a suicide note implicating her if so,how to find out? That suspense angle gives the story a cutting edge.
Savitris the story of a wife who suffers a violent,possessive,drunken husband for her childrens sake. Its a compelling portrayal: in one scene the husband comes home late and wants to exercise his rights over her body. She refuses saying he reeks of liquor which sickens her because she is pregnant. He promptly rapes her. Now thats for real.
shailaja.bajpai@expressindia.com