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This is an archive article published on December 2, 2011

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn I

Twilight is in surer hands than in its previous three outings...

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Director: Bill Condon

Cast: Robert Pattinson,Kristen Stewart,Taylor Lautner,Gil Birmingham, Billy Burke,Sarah Clarke,Ashley Greene

Rating: **

In director Bill Condon (Dreamgirls,Kinsey),Twilight is in surer hands than in its previous three outings. And it shows. Pattinson gets to glower less,Stewart to smile more and Lautner to wear a shirt,even a jacket for a bit.

Plus,the tremulous uncertainty with which Stewart walks to the altar is almost believable,as is her change of mind seeing the beaming Pattinson at the other end.

From then on,however,there is little that Condon can do. How to show nights of lustful passion to pre-teen Twi-hards waiting breathlessly for the same? How to live up to all that those have been promised to be given Edwards strength,without actually showing anything? How to keep those same old pre-teens interested in a miracle pregnancy that is frightening to say the least? How to keep Bella alive given that the baby is eating her from within? How to have her drink blood with a straight face? How to have both mournful lover and mournful husband on two ends of the same couch,both proclaimed deadly killers,holding,literally,either ends of Bella? How to stage at least one fight for the pre-teen boyfriends coming with the girl fans? How to make pancaked vampires look concerned through half the length of this film as they gather unfailingly around Bella? How to be the centre of all this attention and not bury yourself under some covers?

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