What happens when sex goes hilariously wrong? Read to know

An Edinburgh man caught doing it with a traffic cone claimed to be carrying out a piece of fringe theatre; a pair of lovestruck teenagers in the Czech Republic got run over by a tractor as they got busy in the hay.

In 2001 the King of Swaziland fined himself a cow when he broke his own rule banning sex in his country; German Folko Stiebner got three years in jail for forcing his wife to have sex with their 60-year-old neighbour in return for beer.

A Swedish hockey game was delayed several times last year because of fans throwing sex toys on to the ice to taunt player Jan Huokko who was caught up in a sex tape scandal; A Kent couple Heather Rice and Toby Dyer were fined 250 pounds after making love in a fridge in a busy supermarket.

Dutch cops arrested a 25-year-old and his 33-year-old lover for having sex on a car bonnet. The vehicle in question was a police car; Taiwanese duo Lee Shin,29,and Lin Gu,25,were hospitalised when their car rolled off a cliff during an extra-marital escapade in the back seat.

A French couple were caught on a mobile phone camera having it off in the lobby of a bank. A secretary in London successfully sued her boss for 4,500 pounds after he made her watch him gorge on a novelty chocolate penis.