1. A Palladio-style villa on Taprobane, a rocky island 252 km off Sri Lanka. For $1,000 a night (Rs 43,000 approx.), the two can reside in a four-bedroom property, complete with a staff of six. The house can take up to 10 comfortably. Call 00 94 91 4380275, email sunhouse@sri.lanka.net or visit http://www.thesunhouse.com
2. A prepaid his and hers tattoo, Rs 6,000 onwards
3. A membership for tango classes, approx. Rs 6,000 for two months
4. A couple’s annual membership at the Club Marriott spa, health club and swimming pool, Rs 1,00,000 to 1,50,000 plus taxes, in Mumbai and Delhi
5. Christine France’s The Chocolate Cookbook, Rs 565
6. Monogrammed stationery, including letterheads and envelopes
7. Vintage Bollywood posters, try Mumbai’s Chor Bazaar or the Internet
9. Wedgwood, Versace, Rosenthal or Bvlgari dinner sets, at Ravissant in Mumbai and Delhi, Rs 1,00,000 onwards
11. A trampoline, 40 to 48 inches, Rs 2,750 to Rs 3,500, available at sports shops
12. A bottle of Billecart-Salmon’s Champage Brut Reserve, Rs 3,500 onwards per bottle
14. Sexy photos of your friend’s spouse, shot by a professional photographer
15. How To Deal With Your Mother-In-Law by Dr Bree Allinson, $13.95 (approx Rs 588) on amazon.com
16. Be their unofficial shaadi biographer. Follow the couple around with a digicam and also ask relatives, friends and ex-es for sound bytes
18. Swatch’s Bunnysutra watch—male and female bunnies in various sexual positions, Rs 3,250, on request from select Swatch stores
19. An IOU for 20 hours of babysitting
20. A love seat
21. A polaroid camera
22. Classic film DVDs
23. Zodiac RIBS (rigid inflatable boats), for seas, lakes and rivers. Rs 1,25,000. Call (022) 22041183 or email allstate@hathway.com or info@inco.co.in
25. A baby bib that proclaims ‘Notorious B.I.B’, $9.99, (approx Rs 420) at nippazwithattitude.com
26. A bonsai. Pomegranate or chickoo are the current favourites, Rs 300 onwards
28. Fantasie Chocolates’ edible chocolate body paint, available on order from their Mumbai outlets. You get 50 gm each of caramel and mint flavours, plus a brush for Rs 149
29. A personalised CD with their favourite songs
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