People at a typical Guy8217; party

Then there8217;s Vishal. The one who gets the booze every time and is extremely wierd with long hair and pimples all over his face. He is the one who makes you drink the most and later holds your head up when you regurgitate or puke in layman8217;s terms.

Of course, Jason has to come with his RDX bike which has 320 cc and all the speed required. He is the one who takes you in the middle of the night for a small round. His presence actually serves no other purpose.

There is Nishu too. Yep, he8217;s the hyperactive guy who comes yelling, then drinks only the vodka that Vishal has got. After za couple of swigs, he is ready to puke and is dragged to the bathroom for a bath amidst exclamations like, 8220;Man, I think Nishu is dead8221;. Of course, you have to bang his head on the toilet a couple of times to see whether he reacts to it. He then lies in that one corner all night long, sleeping.

Joey has come too. He is the main supplier of cigarettes and if in the middle of the night, you run out of fags, he goes out with Jason and returns after two hours with cigarettes. He doesn8217;t drink much though.

Dominic is there too. He8217;s the porn king. Gets atleast seven cassettes and some mags so you figure a good time is possible. But whaddya know, only one of the seven cassettes is porn and the rest are all fungi-infected or cartoons.

Kaizad and Aanosh are coming too. They are the early birds. They come for the party at sharp 7:30 pm, drink, eat and leave at 11:30 pm 8216;coz their parents are waiting for them.

There also this other guy, Corny. You don8217;t even remember his real name, but everyone else calls him that. He is the caretaker of the entire party, he will see to it that you mind, glass and mouth is full of porn, booze and smoke. He drinks too but he pukes later all over Nishu8217;s face in the bathroom while Nishu is still sleeping.

Then there8217;s the Sadman. He is the solemn one, worried that someone might die in this party. The guy doesn8217;t drink or smoke just watches all of you make fools out of each other. He sleeps the earliest and so is not very noticeable.

Food is the last thing on everyone8217;s mind. You wanna eat, get up and make some Maggi Noodles or eat some eggs. Somehow girls never come for these parties. Most mention the fact of food as a major cause. Women want classy8217; food not just fried eggs and omlettes. This is a man8217;s world, woman. Live with it or get lost.

So that8217;s eleven people, all of them guys, including the host, Vikram, whose parents have gone outta town for a few days.

Vikram is the troublemaker. While most of the people are sleeping, he is armed with his camera and a shaving foam spray. He sprays some of Nikhil8217;s pyjamas and takes a picture, telling everybody that Nikhil had a wet dream. He takes a picture of Jason about to lick Joey8217;s butt. Then with some sadistic twist of mind, he makes a V8217; on all the sleeping guys backs, shirts and butts, something like the Mark of Vikram8217;, akin to the Mark of Zorro.

The Sadman lies awake, watching all the porn films over and over again, preferring lesbian scenes. When asked why, answers, 8220;Why do you want to see men in a movie?8221;Good question, wot? Finally everyone8217;s asleep. They get up the next day, hunger driving them wild. The Sadman and Corny make some bad coffee and fried eggs to be eaten with toast and jam. After all of the hunger has been satisfied, its me for a head count. Oops, Nishu is missing. H is still in the bathroom, drenched in his own vomit as well as that of Corny8217;s. He bathes hastily, wears some of Vikram8217;s clothes and is ready for breakfast.

Then its time to leave. Sadman and Nishu leave together, so does Jason with Nikhil. Corny and Vishal mumble something about having another party somewhere, sometime. They leave on Corny8217;s khatara8217; Fiat. Joey stays back with Vikram to help clean up the place. Dominic grabs his porn thingies, finds a few missing, says what the heck and walks out. Joey leaves soon after complaining of a splitting headache and Vikram goes back to sleep.

Of course, the types of guys vary a bit. But these are the main individuals. Try and guess where you fit in all this.

Note: Any resemblance to the characters mentioned here is but obvious. But names have been slightly altered. Guys need privacy too, yunnoh!!