Modi Namo

Mara bhaiyao ane bheno, the time has come, the moment of reckoning is here. In a few days, the true gaurav of amaru Gujarat, the true gaurav...

Mara bhaiyao ane bheno, the time has come, the moment of reckoning is here. In a few days, the true gaurav of amaru Gujarat, the true gaurav of five crore Gujaratis, will be demonstrated.

Four days, give me four days bhaiyao ane bheno, and amaru Gujarat will truly be amaru Gujarat. Then the whole country, what to say country 8212; the whole of the world 8212; will know what a mahan manas, great man, Narendra Modi 8212; your Namo 8212; is.

Namo doesn8217;t need anyone to win this election. I told the great netas of Delhi, tame nav aavo, you don8217;t come. Gujarat does not need you. Great people like Advanibhai, Sushma Behn, Uma Behn, they are willing to shriek into microphones, but who comes to listen to them, poor things? Gujarat8217;s five crore needs only Namo. They want only Namo. They delight in only Namo.

As amaru Gujaratis say, it takes a diamond to cut a diamond, hero karne karpe. People are rushing to see me, hear me, laugh with me, touch me. Hun, hun, hun, hun, hun, hun, hun, hun, hun. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Only me. Tamarun Namo, your Namo, is today the Amitabh Bachchan of Gujarat, make no mistake. Evergreen Hero No 1. The voice of people, they say, is the voice of God, pannch kahe te Parmeshwar. You watch, God will speak in four days and will say he wants only Namo.

You think all this was easy? Winning the hearts and minds of 5 crore Gujaratis? No, bhaiyao ane bheno, it was hard work that we put in. First, pehlo, for every action, we had to create reactions. You think reactions are easy? The whole state machinery has to be mobilised to get a proper reaction. But where there is Namo8217;s will, there is Namo8217;s way, man hoe to malwe jawai.

We worked very, very hard, day and night, and got healthy reactions, not just in Ahmedabad, but in Rajkot, Vadodara, Kheda, Bhavnagar, Panchmahal, Anand, Mehsana, Banaskanta, Patan, through hills and deserts, sea coasts and river banks, through the length and breath of the state.

Second, bijo, we had to finish off the terrorists in Gujarat, so that it is 100 per cent terrorist-free. I am talking of terrorists like Keshubhai and Harenbhai, who have worked long and hard to terrorise us. They have to be taught a lesson, they have to learn that nava raja, navi praja 8212; new king, new laws. The new king is me, Narendra Modi, and they had better know my Three Laws: Listen to Namo. Obey Namo. Make way for Namo.

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Trijo, we had to take over foreign invaders like Mian Musharraf, Sonia Gandhi and James Michael Lyngdoh who think they can invade Gujarat. Let them take me on and Narendra Modi and five crore Gujaratis will give them befitting response. James Michael Lyngdoh does not want me to talk of Godhra.

So I will not speak about Godhra, I will not talk about how my heart weeps for Godhra, for the victims of Godhra, for the mothers of Godhra, for the children of Godhra. I will not describe what I saw at Godhra, about what I heard at Godhra, the tears that came to my eyes over Godhra. The nightmares I had about Godhra. Not a word about Godhra will find their way to my lips. But we shall not forget Godhra, we shall always remember Godhra, we shall keep Godhra in our hearts and we shall keep Godhra in our minds.

Remember, bhaiyao ane bheno, the one-day match is over. We now have to win the Test match. Ektaman shakti, unity is strength, my five crore Gujaratis. Remember to vote for your Hero No 1 and, above all, remember Godhra, do not forget Godhra, keep Godhra in mind, keep Godhra in your heart. Jai Naren! Jai Namo! Jai Narendra Modi!

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