Ittefaq Nama

Did you see Shbaz Saab on GEO? He asked my permission and I alloyed him. But it was a wrong doing. Fustly, because Dr Shahid Masood is too fat and he was sitting in big cheer. Shbaz Saab sat faaaaar away in small cheer. Dr Shahid Masood looked extra large compared to Shbaz Saab, programme should have been called Snow White and Dwarf, but still Dr Shahid could not put the robe on Shbaz Saab. But then, as your bhabi says, Shbaz Saab became historical. 8220;He was nervous, Begum,8221; I explained. Inside, I thought poor boy, he has not been alloyed to speak till now and dam has bust. Your bhabi said is he making Mochi Darwaza political speech or is it sobber statement of mature politician? Short story is that I am not alloying Shbaz Saab to speak again until he learns to speak like me in meaysured tones.

Mraan Khan, on the other hand, has really gained. He has taken on Altaf Hussain. I am in his gang. Mraan, not Altaf. Altaf is sending me death threats. One night, there was decapitated head of my favourite horse between silk sheets, like in Mario Phoosi8217;s novel Tha Godfather. There was also a note: 8220;Go away from Imran Khan. If you do not, you will be isorry. Do you know what lies in istore for my enemies? On the shelves of istore, there is only rat poison and bake beans for persons isuch as you. What is my fust name? It is not Altaf but Adolf. My isecond name is Istalin.8221;

I rang up Al-King in Jeddah. He rang up Musharraf. Naxt day, I got latter from Adolf: 8220;That letter about Mario Phoosi8217;s fillum Godfather was not from me. It was from Adolf Istalin8221;. Latter was cc8217;d to His Isplendid Majesty, Al-King, DG ISI, DG MI, Pervez Bhai, Jan Negro Pointed, and Richard Butcher. Shbaz Saab says tha Negro Pointed and tha Butcher they went to Islamabad to save tha Musharraf. In their behind, Musharraf let Karzai bomb Taliban camp in FARTA. It is give and take.

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