Brain Fry-Day

Thank you one and all. Jee karta hai aap subke ghar aake aap sub ki pappi loon. And if not a puppy, then a kitten will do.

I8217;m not much of a party animal actually calling me a party animal would be an insult to all the parties held as well as to all other animals. But of late I decided to spice up my life and go for a couple of parties here and there.

Two weeks ago, I went to Shah Rukh Khan8217;s housewarming party. To call his house warm would be wrong. His house is hot. Ji haan Bandstand ki shaan hai Shah Rukh Khan ka makaan. It8217;s exactly like one of those huge villas in Beverly Hills. But let me give you all a shocking fact: Shah Rukh Khan8217;s entire two-storeyed magnificient bungalow does not have a single window.You think I8217;m kidding. I8217;m not.

And even if there are windows, they are sealed frominside. When I asked Shah Rukh why, he told me very rightfully that his bungalow is in the middle of three buildings and that people are all the time trying to peek in. I guess that is the price one has to pay for stardom.

The next party was the Star Movies party which kicked off the all-India premiere of Phantom Menace Episode 1. Before I tell you about the party, let me tell you about Star Wars Part 1. No, I am not saying it wrong. This is Star Wars Part 1. This is episode 1.

When Star Wars came out in 1977 that was part 4. Now, let me give away the suspense of the movie also. The little kid in Phantom Menace is actually Darth Vader. Now that I8217;ve screwed up the movie for all those who haven8217;t seen it, let me go ahead with the party.

It was one hell of a party. Trust the Star people to call the right kind of crowd in the right quantity. Usually, in these kind of parties you don8217;t know who you are talking to, who you are meeting and sometimes even where you are. But this party had the right kind ofcrowd. And every body had a great time.

Then I went to another party, the next day. At the same hotel, same venue. But that wasn8217;t like the Star Movies ka party. In short, it was overcrowded.Anyway, let me move away from the conversation of parties and other social events. Aap ko kya karna hai yeh jaan ke ki parties mein kya hota hai. Apna to ek hi rule hai parties ke liye: Khao, piyo, aur khisko.

I8217;m happy to know that the PUC plan no petrol without PUC has genuinely worked. Not for the government, nor for petrol pump owners. But for petrol pump attendants because out of the two lakh cars in the city, only 200 have actual PUC certificates. So, if you don8217;t have a PUC certificate, don8217;t worry. Just keep Rs 5 ready while filling petrol and tell the attendant: quot;Samajh le.quot;

The topic of PUC brings me to another topic PNUC. Pollution Not Under Control. Because next week is Diwali. And believe me friends, this year everyone will celebrate Diwali with a dhamaka. There are three good reasonsfor that. The first reason you all know. The second reason is not that important, and the third one I8217;ve forgotten.

The fact remains that people will celebrate Diwali with a dhamaka because this was the only year when Dandiya was a big flop. I cannot understand why, though. Over the years, most girls going to dandiyas wore backless cholis. This year, most girls were wearing choli-less backs. I8217;m sorry friends, I don8217;t mean to sound like an old man over here. But sometimes even I get a culture shock when I see these young girls in ethnic clothes. Kabhi kabhi yeh bhi nahin samajh ata hai ki yeh kapdo ke bahar hain aur andar jaane ki koshish kar rahe hain, ya yeh kapdo ke andar hain aur bahar jaane ki koshish kar rahe hain!

You guys must be wondering why Brain Fry-Day is the only column which neither educates nor gives you any information about social events. My friends, my only job is to ensure your entertainment. As long as I write, I will make sure you are entertained. If you don8217;t wantentertainment, then please read what other columnists write.

Sajid Khan says have fun