What Sunny Leone’s ‘Jackpot’ taught us

2. Owner of the biggest casino in Goa actually can’t even catch the difference between a real and a duplicate Chief Minister

3. A con-artist would put Rs. 5 crores in a scootie and leave it lying around on the shore half a mile away while enjoying his afternoon siesta in a houseboat

4. In a river which is supposedly infested by crocodiles,there won’t be even a single one in the sight

5. The villain would shoot a hole in the houseboat and drown himself on being conned. The wise man anyways didn’t have a plan to return to the shore (considering crocodiles in there) had he actually found money

6. This owner won’t even hear a con-plan till he has a good clean look at a bombshell’s legs……well,right from the bottom

7. On being constantly ogled at by random men,the bombshell would cry foul and ask them to focus on the plan instead. It is a different matter that she would continue to flaunt her ample cleavage at every moment possible

8. As per the hero’s mother,if being unemployed is a crime,then half of Goa should be in jail

9. When confused,a cop would draw the characters and locations on a blackboard and sigh – ‘Yeh plot bahaut complicated hai’

10. Above all,this film’s director tries to prove that lack of real story can be complimented by complicated storytelling