What if Bollywood explained films the way politicians explain election results?

You think these movies were bad? Think again.

Election result days must be very stressful for party spokespersons. They have to make bad results look good, fair results look masterful, and good results look like the best thing since sliced bread. In fact, they are at a whole new level of putting a spin on a bad story.

Which leads us to think: what if some famously bad films from Bollywood had the benefit of these spin doctors? We might see quotes like these: