Express LOL: Rajinikanth vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Round 1: Ability to lift

Arnold Schwarzenegger lifts two 35 kg dumbbells, gritting his teeth all the while

Rajinikanth lifts 50 guns, each weighing 4 kg, as if they were made of paper

Rajinikanth wins this one by 130 kg! Rajini 1 Arnold 0.

Round 2: Body

Arnold Schwarzenegger almost makes us believe he’s a machine, after all

Rajinikanth proves that real heroes have zero pack abs

Mr. Schwarzenegger picks up a consolation victory. Rajini 1 Arnold 1.

Round 3: Ability to catch cigarettes in mouth

Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot do this.

Rajinikanth, on the other hand, can. While chasing evil villains. And wearing khaki and a pencil moustache

Rajini 2 Arnold 1.

Ability to fly

Would Arnold look so scared in this video if he could fly?

Gravity hates Rajinikanth

Rajini 3 Arnold 1.

Ability to catch a knife in teeth

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s teeth fear the knife.

Knives fear Rajinikanth’s teeth.

So there you have it – Super Star Rajinikanth beats Arnold Schwarzenegger comfortably, by a 4-1 margin.