
South Bombay,where rents are low by law and snobbery is unregulated.
The winter months in Mumbai are the best time to be in the city. The slight nip in the air is a welcome relief from the blistering humidity that generally saps us. And Mumbaikars celebrate it with alacrity. Scowls are replaced with smiles. Shorts and flip-flops are abandoned in favour of sweaters and boots. And Mumbai actually borrows a leaf out of the Capitals calendar and turns all highbrow by embracing everything cultural. The music concerts start,theatre performances are amped up and festivals spill over into historical precincts.
It also drove home the one fact I dislike most about South Bombay. Specifically the area between Breach Candy and Peddar Road that also includes Altamount Road,Napean Sea etc. This blip on the citys map is populated by people who enter the world armed with a unique quality called reverse noblesse oblige. Not for them the belief that their privilege means they must behave with responsibility. On the contrary. Theres a connection between that and South Bombays elected representative8217;s concert appearance. What would have been better is if he had been discreet about his friendship with Buddy Guy seems they jammed together at clubs in Chicago and hosted a session at a private club for his friends and family.
The funny thing is that South Bombay or Sobo thinks taking umbrage is its birthright. Its residents are always outraged at how the government doesnt take care of their needs. For instance,why isnt their city more like Shanghai. After all,they need to live in skyscrapers. So what if that means evicting people from their chawls? They are an eyesore in any case. And why doesnt the building society spruce up their exteriors. They too want to live in a building like Mukesh Ambanis Antilla. It doesnt occur to them that some of them are sitting in rent-protected 4,000-sqft apartments and the Rs 450 they pay per month doesnt even contribute towards sweeping their landing. Nothing is of any concern to them because this area consistently has had the lowest voter turnout in the city. In fact,for Sobo,election day is when they head to their homes in the desi Hamptons,or Alibaug as the rest of us call it. My most galling personal encounter with this superciliousness was when a Sobo snob commiserated with me for living at a wrong address. This from a 40-year-old staying at home with her parents because she could not afford to pay for the correct address. But my self-owned flat in Colaba made me the beneficiary of her sympathy.
But perhaps all is not lost. And a semblance of civilisation is entering that zip code. News is that Buddy Guy is back in February for the Mahindra Blues Festival. I was about to buy season tickets but young Mr Deora has kindly announced that he plans to join the maestro on stage. So thanks to the advance warning,I am giving the concert a miss. Perhaps,years in power have taught this politician the value of diplomacy. Whatever it is,I am taking a leaf from his book and will politely stay away. If Sobo can start on Manners 101,I can surely lead the way.
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