Experiencing live soap opera is much more fun than the artificial variety that TV networks put out as entertainment. Now showing in Colombo is the daily ‘Muttiah Muralitharan doosra’ show, with the ‘‘Will he won’t he tour Australia’’ bit on the side to add spice to each daily installment. Captured in increasingly hysterical headlines that at times beggar belief. The truth is, the Australians want the new Test wicket record-holder in Darwin and Cairns for the two Tests in July; he’s one of the main attraction. The hype about the series is all about fallen idol Shane Warne against Murali: the leg-spinner against the off-spinner, the genuine bowler against the one with the dart throwing action. No one, though, dares mention ‘dart thrower’ too loudly in the precincts of leafy Maitland Place, where Sri Lanka Cricket have their offices. Earlier in the week, SLC asked the International Cricket Council to amend the restrictions on the Kandy-born spinner so that he can bowl the doosra without question. Two days later, former Australian off-spinner Peter Taylor suggests it is time for the ICC to act tough and display a little more spine by rejecting SLC’s appeal. He argues a convincing case; just as convincing as have the so-called experts over what is a decidedly messy issue and has been blown from a storm in a tea cup to a frenzied, sensational ‘‘them against us’’ situation. There is no in-between. It smacks of the sort of behaviour that displays Sri Lanka’s inferiority complex and a chip on the shoulder the size of the famed millennium old Fortress Sigiriya, that great slab of stone sticking like a squat thumb out of the Dambulla Plains.