Lalu to the rescue

As I gaped, the Maratha strongman continued, 8220;We will play the matches in Mumbai, Delhi, Kolkata and Chennai only. Flat spinning tracks, so that our spinners and batsmen can ensure the cup for India. No South African bounce, no Australian speed and no Caribbean shooters!8221;

I asked him what happens to Greg Chappell. 8220;Oh, he goes back to Australia to coach the Adelaide Juniors,8221; said Pawar, and added that he has got a new coach for the team.

Who, I asked, absolutely startled. 8220;Lalu Prasad Yadav, of course!8221; the Maratha strongman announced. He has turned around the Indian Railways. The cricket team will be a walkover for him.8221;

Just then Laluji arrived. His first statement was inspirational: 8220;Hamari team will win, watch my lips.8221; He then reached for his spittoon.

I asked Laluji what he planned to do with the team. 8220;Arrey, that is a secret,8221; he said, and explained that he planned to hold a special press conference when he was ready with his game plan.

My curiosity was aroused. I pleaded with him to reveal what he was going to do that is different from Greg.

8220;Arrey, forget Greg-shreg. Hamara strategy will be perfect,8221; Lalu announced grandly.

After Pawarji had moved away, he whispered conspiratorially into my ear, 8220;Hum Kapil Dev aur unke 1983 saathiyon ko recall karenge. Kapil8217;s Devils will play for India!8221;

And what about Dravid and his boys?

8220;They? Well, I8217;ll get them to model for the Indian Railways.8221;