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Journalism of Courage
It was one of the most personally satisfying days in a man8217;s life when one of THEM declared he was gay. When Stephen of Boyzone made a public announcement about his homosexuality, all of mankind rejoiced and, in one voice, said,8220;One down, God knows how many more to go,8221; referring to the other boybands on the scene.
It is extremely disgusting for a man of pride such as myself when a group of effeminate boys sing a song they haven8217;t even written themselves. When you play one of their songs to make your girl melt like hot butter, she8217;s more interested in the boys singing it than your own affectionate and hormonally controlled overtures.
The first time I saw Hanson, I liked the middle guy. Only I thought at that naive point in my life that it was actually a very cute girl with ruby red lips that bewitched me. I spent many hours thinking and fantasising about her8217;.
Finally, a week later, I learnt that the she8217; was actually a he8217;. I was emotionally shattered and devastated. I had been wasting time, energy and various bodily fluids on a guy? Aaarghhhh!!!
I felt humiliated, cheated, jilted and worse, like the dumbass I am, I told all my friends about it. I would now be the laughing stock of college and people would mock, jest and scoff at me. Oh, the horror! The sheer horror!
Funnily, the very next day, many of my fellow collegians admitted that they too had been fooled by the middle guy and they too had dreamt thoughts of a lustful nature about him. Heh, heh, I wasn8217;t the only one and that provided some relief.
Nischint Sohal
