Top 10 excuses to skip work on a Monday

The Oscars go live on Monday, Feb 23rd. Make sure you bunk work with some #AwardWinningExcuses. Tweet yours now. pic.twitter.com/NiSHKWoBcI

— STAR Movies India (@StarMoviesIndia) February 16, 2015

And here’s what out Oscar carzy tweeple are going to do…

I’m late cos I was saving a woman from an anorexic alien whose only weakness was a thepla. #awardwinningexcuses @StarMoviesIndia — Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) February 16, 2015

My brother-in-law’s friend’s father’s grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s turtle died #AwardWinningExcuses

— Invalid Engineer (@whatkunalsays) February 16, 2015

“Hey, I’m taking the day off. I’m in depression. Can’t believe Youngistaan won’t win that Oscar.” #AwardWinningExcuses @StarMoviesIndia — Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) February 16, 2015

My neighbour’s kid has locked my home from outside, hence I can’t come to work. #AwardWinningExcuses

— Avantika (@stunningmoon) February 16, 2015

I can’t get out of bed. The pillows have accepted me as one of their own and if i leave now, I might lose their TRUST. #AwardWinningExcuses — The Name is DK (@TheDKBoss) February 16, 2015

Sorry I need the day off. I cracked a joke and somebody filed an FIR against me. #AwardWinningExcuses @StarMoviesIndia

— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) February 16, 2015

 

Constipation has made me a walking time bomb! :-P #AwardWinningExcuses @StarMoviesIndia — Dr. Liu Min Han (@DrMing918) February 16, 2015

I Have To Go Market, need to bring Dog-Food, he doesn’t eat from 6 Days ! #AwardWinningExcuses @StarMoviesIndia

— ♥M•J♥ (@iam_bajaj) February 16, 2015

My alarm clock was damaged by my naughty Puppy :P Woke up At noon :P Unable to come to office :P #AwardWinningExcuses @StarMoviesIndia

— Sai Rajeswari R (@rsairajeswari) February 16, 2015

Sorry I couldn’t make it to work. Should have mentioned this earlier, but, err, I’m Batman. #AwardWinningExcuses @StarMoviesIndia

— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) February 16, 2015