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This is an archive article published on February 14, 2014

Arvind Kejriwal’s best quotes: From opening a bank account to closing CWG cases

Here, in our very first QuoteLogic, is an examination of what the media’s favourite politician Kejriwal has said over time.

While some of the things Arvind Kejriwal says make sense, some really don't. (PTI) While some of the things Arvind Kejriwal says make sense, some really don’t.

Arvind Kejriwal says many things. Many of those things make sense, but some of them really don’t. Here, in our very first QuoteLogic, is an examination of what the media’s favourite politician has said over time, with our comments on each gem:

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We think: This is not exactly a very specific analogy. It is easier to understand the General Theory of Relativity than to open an account in SBI

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We think: Why? If you want to relive CWG, just watch Sochi

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We think: The last time somebody thought this way, the French Revolution happened

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We think: Does that mean we’re going to see the Joker, Lex Luthor and George W Bush active in Delhi soon?

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We think: IRCTC can say the same thing every day. Only, it’ll be closer to 2.5 lakh

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We think: Never assume anything on AK’s twitter, where bowel movements are talked about as often as political movements.

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We think: AK channeling his alter ego, AG. Has anyone seen Goswami and Kejriwal in a room together?

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