SRK, Salman Khan, Deepika, Shahid, Ranveer: Status update please

Kangana Ranaut: 150 crore dahlings. Queen is sooo last year. Call me Empress.

Salman Khan: For my fans, there are no bylaws only Bhai laws.

Shah Rukh Khan: The competition is now at home in the form of AbRam.

Anushka Sharma: From PK to VK.

Ranbir Kapoor: Allergic to all things Velvet.

Zoya Akhtar: Rich, beautiful people also have problems, okay!

Anurag Kashyap: Media made me a star when I was a nobody but when stars started thinking I am somebody media treated me like everybody.

Priyanka Chopra: First they mock your accent then you troll them by toplining an American TV show. I’m Hollywood baby.

Varun Dhawan: I can make a Badlapur work as well as ABCD 2. That’s right, you can call me the New Ranbir.

Aamir Khan: They loved me as an alien but not so much as a dog. Feel like an alien on Pluto.

Karan Johar: I can act. I can host. I can dance. Now I have to remind people that I’m actually a director.

Amitabh Bachchan: Take your pick: Anand’s Bhaskar Banerjee or Piku’s Bhaskor Banerjee.

Ranveer Singh: Battery Never Low.

Akshay Kumar: Nobody mentions my hits Baby and Gabbar Is Back, all they want to know is when is my wife writing a film for me next.

Anil Kapoor: I always feel I’m on top of the world!!

Emraan Hashmi: These days everyone is a serial kisser. No wonder I lost my mojo.

Shahid Kapoor: Currently Listening To: Mira bhajans.

Sonam Kapoor: My Ellie Saab feathery gown at Cannes was couture with a ‘c’. You all just don’t get fashion. You know what I mean!

R Madhavan: Tanu Weds Manu Returns starring R. Madhavan.

Dibakar Banerjee: The real mystery of Detective Byomkesh Bakshy! is if there will be a Part 2.

Irrfan: These Bollywood heroes are still talking 100 and 200 crore clubs while my last film made $ 1 billion dollars.

Radhika Apte: Rishi Kapoor wanted to know my name, I was sooo good in Badlapur.

Shoojit Sircar: Sperm done. Shit done. Next is what?

harneet.singh@expressindia.com