Evil Eye

The ‘Dude,Where are my Pants?’ award
Reena Dutta at the 3 Idiots premiere
And here we thought it wouldn’t be embarrassing for Reena Dutta to turn up at ex-husband Aamir Khan’s big day,amicable as their divorce has been. How tough is it that she arrived at the premiere,wearing one of her old maternity dresses,sans trousers,and then ran into Kiran Rao looking super-fab in her outfit. We feel your pain,girlfriend.

The Get a Free Stylist certificate from the Billionaire’s Wives club
Tina Ambani at the 3 Idiots premiere
The younger Ambani bahu gave us a peek at what Madonna would have looked like had she continued her Papa Don’t Preach look into her fifth glorious decade. All we can say is,thanks for updating your look Madonna and ditching the lace and scarlet lips,or we’d be constantly barraged with hideous spectacles like this one. For Tina,we have just one word: stylist.

The Look at Me award from the Attention Deficit Club
Looking at these two former models here one can be forgiven for turning the other way to avoid this onslaught of prints. With Sush’s leopard-meets-neighbourhood darzi look and Shobhaa’s impression of Butch Cassidy,this is one wild fashion double crime. And seeing little Renee shoved in to the corner of the picture just makes it more poignant. We thought kids were supposed to be shielded from frightful sights.