TVs infinite regress

While the Congress plenary session dominated TV news over the weekend,other than Digvijaya Singhs Nazi speech,sorry nasty speech,no one managed to stir the blood with fine oratory. A row of elderly people sitting cross-legged on the dais,looking idly around them,waiting for the speeches is not absorbing TV,either. All it did was to allow news channels time to discuss the 2G scam (again) or utter statements such as,you can see the PM preparing to address the session (Times Now),when all we could see was Rahul Gandhi seated behind Sonia Gandhi,eclipsed by her security personnel. Or,This meeting is very crucial with all the party leadership there,(News X). DD News avoided such verbal pitfalls by doing a WikiLeaks: it offered a live telecast of the proceedings without comment.

The PMs offer to appear before the PAC should have been the highlight,but even this was immediately countered by the BJP. Like a magician,Arun Jaitley made simultaneous appearances on different news channels rubbishing Dr Manmohans Singhs offer.

The real magician,as Times Now called him,was the God of all he surveys on the cricket field,Sachin Tendulkar. After he had scored half a century of Test centuries,the eulogies began. Hyperbole was in abundance: (he is) the greatest of them all,If cricket is a religion,Sachin is God… he is a legend,hes Mount Everest… Finally,a breathless Srikkanth uttered the word that summed it up: Sach-in,Sach-in (Headlines Today).

After the flood of praise,the inevitable debate: who is the greatest of them all? The big Don or the small Don poor Bradman never imagined his name would mean something quite different to Indians. Ramachandra Guha,Harsha Bhogle,and Sanjay Manjrekar seemed to favour Sir Don; Boria Majumdar was inclined towards Tendulkar. Heres whats so funny: the experts prefaced their remarks by saying you cannot compare the two and then they went right ahead and compared them! Frankly,why not let us enjoy Tendulkar at 50?

If we must compare cricket,look at the coverage of the Ashes (Star Cricket) and India versus South Africa (Ten Sports). The former is far,far superior. From the opening sequence of rapid-fire shots,flashbacks,the crowds outside the stadium,Ponting biting his nails,to the panoramic view of the pitch and the instant replays…blue skies,green grass and the men in white at each others throats. Magical. Hope the producers of the forthcoming World Cup are taking notes.

Speaking of magic,politicians are not the only ones who appear on several channels at the same time. On Sunday the Indian Telly Awards (Colors) and the Rishtey Awards (Zee) were both rewarding TV performers and the same comedian,whose name was elusive,played the goofball on both simultaneously. Sure,the shows were recorded but uncanny timing,nevertheless.

Have you noticed that on the dance contest,Jhalak Dikhla Jaa (Sony),a great many ladies are up in the air and several men have mistaken shooting for dancing? Be it salsa or cha-cha-cha,the women are weight-lifted by their partners and suspended briefly before they come tumbling down to earth by which time some men are shooting from the hip CIDs Daya,Indian Idols Meiyang Chang and boxer Akhil Kumar who held the woman lateral and used her like a machine gun. Decidedly,odd. Otherwise,the show is great fun.

Koffee with Karan (Star World) saw actors Priyanka Chopra and Shahid Kapoor behave in a manner that convinced host Karan Johar they were a couple. You cannot deny a relationship after this! he chortled. This is the gossip girls fave show,so Priyanka did not deny it.

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