‘Woh chikne ki maar diya, ekdum first class’

CS: One minute (Talking on another phone) Oh, this number was 253…
SD: 253.
CS: Yes.
SD: Yes, I had sent it to you.
CS: Ok, ok.
SD: It’s from here.
CS: Ok, ok. Are you on this number now?
SD: Yes, bhai.
CS: Yeah, tell me.
SD: Bas, first class. Your two fans are here.
CS: Yeah.
SD: Please talk to them.
CS: Who’s that?
SD: Sanjay Gupta… And Mahesh Manjrekar.
CS: Yes.
SD: Talk to them for a minute, bhai. One minute bhai, this is Sanjay Gupta.
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CS: Did that Manjrekar movie do well?
SD: Yes, it did well.
CS: Yes, very good.
SD: Pls talk to him, bhai. One minute, one minute.
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CS: Afzal is not with you? What’s the matter.
SD: Afzal mian is shooting, bhai.
CS: From tomorrow?
SD: From day after.
CS: From day after? Ok.
SD: So I told him to come over but he said he won’t.
CS: Ok.
SD: I said, there is a secret bhai, I will tell you one day.
CS: Ok.
SD: On him…
CS: Putting him on to a girl?
SD: Saroj Khan.
CS: With whom?
SD: Saroj Khan.
CS: Goodness gracious!!
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CS: Do you want anything from here?
SD: No, no the stuff you sent is great.
CS: Yes. If you want more, don’t worry.
SD: Send me one of the kind you sent Afzal.
CS: Which one?
SD: It’s a great one, brown in colour.
CS: Oh, that’s of crocodile.
SD: No, not crocodile, yaar.
CS: Then?
SD: It’s plain.
CS: Yeah, I understood…It’s rust-coloured.
SD: Yeah.
CS: It’s a shade of rust.
SD: Yes, bhai.
CS: Yeah, I went myself to buy it.
SD: Yes.
CS: I had to buy for myself too.
SD: Yes.
CS: One I bought for you guys. The one for him is lying here, what’s his name?
SD: Who? Harish?
CS: No.
SD: Yeah.
CS: Aditya Pancholi’s.
SD: He is a big ch****ya.
CS: Yeah, I know it.
SD: Yes.
CS: He had done this Dubai programme.
SD: Yeah.
CS: He had taken my permission and said he was doing it.
SD: Yes.
CS: He said, will someone finger me and I said if something happens, drop my name.
SD: Yes.
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CS: Yaar, it’s so glad what happen to Missionwali..
SD: Did you like it?
CS: Woh chikne ki maar diya, haa, ekdum first class.
SD: He’s a kid.
CS: Let him remain a kid.
SD: You’re right, bhai.
CS: Kid, only in films.
SD: ‘You look good in T-shirts, Shakeel bhai’
SD: I have bought a T-shirt for you.
CS: Yes.
SD: That Appi says you look good in T-shirts.
CS: I usually wear T-shirts.
SD: Yeah. I have bought one. Where should I give it?
CS: Give it to Appi. I will tell him where to give it.
SD: OK.
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CS: Bakri to nahin milaa tha?
SD: Yeah.
CS: Woh chikna to nahin mila tha, na?
SD: No, not at all.
CS. Yes.
SD: In London, I had told the boss.
CS: He never meets.
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CS: When do you reach Bombay?
SD: Tomorrow night, bhai.
CS: You’ve got shooting the day after?
SD: Yeah.
CS: So what are you doing in this? Mein apnawala saath mein kisko Govinda ko le raha hai.
SD: Who?
CS: This Nazim.
SD: Nahin, solo hai na bhai.
CS: Who’s being taken?
SD: They are taking me.
CS: Nahin, saamne do rakha hai na.
SD: Yeah.
CS: Or in that one?
SD: I don’t know, bhai.
CS: In David’s?
SD: It’s Govinda.
CS: That’s what I am asking. It’s Govinda, na?
SD: I don’t know bhai.
CS: Yeah.
SD: I have had two drinks.
CS: We’ll talk at leisure day after. Have fun.
SD: No, you continue talking.
CS: No, no. If you have to chase it, I have told beforehand.
SD: Yes.
CS: If there is something, ask him — the way you want to do it.
SD: He is a big ch****ya, that Govinda.
CS: Yeah.
SD: He doesn’t come, I have been working with him.
CS: Yeah.
SD: He comes at 2 for a 9 am shift.
CS: In which one? For the Jodi No 1 shoot?
SD: Yes.
CS: Apne is mein to barabar ayega woh.
SD: (laughs).
CS: Actually, I am not even calling up anyone. Even you guys know, don’t you?
SD: Yeah.
CS: Only if there is need, do I call up. I have not called up any heroine or anyone.
SD: Woh khali nange pahalwan ko charbi chadhi thi, to mein ne phone kiya tha, bas.
CS: What do I talk to the heroines, yaar?
SD: Can I tell you something, bhai. Woh Chikna jo hai, woh Karishma ko phone karke bolta hain tere ma ** ****** mere aadmi aake tere ma ******, b******d, yeh kya hota hai bhai.
CS: Yeah.
SD: Now you think bhai.
CS: There are not many days left.
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SD: Bhai, that day I spoke to bhai.
CS: Yeah.
SD: London, same thing he said.
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CS: I tell you something. They threatened Preity using my name.
SD: Yeah.
CS: And they left a number from here. And the next day, he used his own name and did this..
SD: Yeah.
CS: And left a number from here. I checked the number and it did not exist.
SD: I will give you two-three numbers.
CS: Yeah.
SD: I told, Bhai could not have done this.
CS: In my name?
SD: Yeah.
CS: With whom.
SD: Two three of them. Preity was one.
CS: No, for Preity, I had left a message with Rizvi.
SD: No, bhai, recently.
CS: Arre, no, no. The question does not arise.
SD: Chopra ke paas hai.
CS: I have given interview for a paper and television.
SD: Yeah.
CS: Woh Bansali aur Chopra ka.
SD: Yeah.
CS: You tell Chopra, I did not call. Someone else misused my name.
SD: Yeah.
CS: And I need that number, give me that number.
SD: I will call up in a day or two and give that number..
CS: I want to know if it is my men or someone using my name..
SD: Yeah.
CS: Tell Preity without fail that I did not make that call.
SD: Yeah.
CS: Yaar, mein kabhi yaar ya jaan se paisa maangne wala nahi.
SD: Never, that’s what I told her when she came to me. I said it’s not possible.
CS: Nahin, second stage hai yaar, woh mere saath kaam kar rahi hai.
SD: Yeah.
CS: Maine usko paisa diya hai.
SD: Yeah.
CS: Diya isliye thodi ki phone karke vapas manga loon.