
By the time you read this, three things will have occurred if there is anything called logic in this world: Amitabh Bachchan will appear in yet another TV commercial, Shah Rukh Khan will perform at Zee Cine Awards and Bachchan will be felicitated at them. Bingo: Khan danced and Bachchan won the Golden Grade Award uh?. He would have won an Oscar as the recipient of more awards than any other actor in the history of motion pictures but for a glaring oversight: the category doesn8217;t exist. Maybe next year. Or, if there8217;s still a Bush in the White House, he can outsource the show to Bollywood and they8217;ll institute Bachchan, oops, the award.
Two more comments on Zee8217;s Awards: even the Oscars don8217;t run for over five hours and while it was very neighbourly to hear every Indian and Pakistani sing each others praises, will someone please tell Omar Sharief not the Egyptian actor but a Pakistani comedian to extend his repertoire of jokes beyond women, otherwise we8217;ll have to assume he doesn8217;t find men amusing.
Maybe Smriti Malhotra can answer this one. Throughout last week, she wore a seedha pallu as Tulsi Kyunki8230;, Star Plus, then reversed its direction for the talk show Kuch Diil Se Sab and finally, changed into a red saree for an ad praising the NDA government8217;s housing policy. So: Bachchan sells chocolate, paint, Chawanprash, pens, suitings and every other product in the market, Malhotra the BJP! Is that the difference between a big screen and a small screen superstar?
Jaya TV News, as its name suggests, is news about Jayalalitha first and then the rest of the world. However, for Jaya TV the rest of the world does not include those Jaya ji does not like or vice versa 8212; namely Opposition political parties 8212; unless it8217;s to criticise them. Or glorify The Leader. Last Wednesday, there was an item on the the demise of filmmaker N. Reddy. The story began with Jaya8217;s condolences. It continued with the entire text of her message displayed on a graphic and read out for the illiterate. Next, we learnt Jaya was 8216;8216;personally grieved8217;8217; by the loss of this 8216;8216;multifaceted genius8217;8217; 8212; a 8216;8216;genius8217;8217; who did not merit even a photograph because the story was not about him but her bereavement!
The Maharaja of Patiala, Yaghuvendra Singh, seemed weighed down. So would you if you were carrying a necklace made of five heavy platinum chains containing a total of 2,930 diamonds The Patiala Necklace, Discovery. What strikes you most about the Patialas is that they only did things in hundreds or thousands: over 1,000 horses, more than a 100 wives8230;.and God know how many offspring. The living couldn8217;t have been easy.
An epitaph for Ravi Shankar Prasad8217;s CAS: it8217;s the way you do the things you do that8217;s wrong.