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Dance quotient
If you want to be Rakhi Sawant’s groom you better know how to jig your hips. This Monday,on the latest episode of Rakhi Ka Swayamvar,Bollywood’s ace choreographer Saroj Khan will test the dancing skills of the contestants. After teaching the to-be grooms to dance,Khan spends time with Rakhi and advises her on how to judge her prospective grooms and how comfortable she is dancing with them. With Rakhi making her loyal followers dance to her tunes,we get a glimpse of how married life with her might be.

The domestic goddesses
PARIS Hilton and Nicole Richie return for an all-new season of The Simple Life. This year,the pair makes the leap from divas to domestic goddesses as they assume the role of traditional housewives. Each week they’ll visit a different family and take on the challenges of cooking,cleaning and babysitting. At the end of each episode,the family will decide which socialite will make the better mother. We can’t wait to watch the domestic bloopers these bomb-shells are going to make. A word of advice to the families—keep your delicate crystal locked away.

Playing cupid
AFTER a year-long crusade supporting gay rights,actress Celina Jaitley is switching sides. She will be playing Cupid for straight couples on Zing’s new reality show,Zing Ne Bana Di Jodi,where eight small-town hunks will be wooing eight uptown girls. As a celebrity judge on the show,Celina egged the boys and girls to just let their hair down and have some harmless fun. We hope she too has some fun in the show. She certainly deserves it.