If you thought people on the Internet are, more or less, only having heated discussions about politics and governance, then you have got your facts wrong. If the recent surge in the 'First Of All' tweets on the Internet are anything to go by, then it sure seems like the Internet users are having fun. Pretty similar in line to how enthusiastic Twitter users generate memes and funny photo captions on the Internet, the 'First Of All' pattern of tweets is the latest to have left the Internet in splits. So here is how it goes — 'When A says something, B would say something to counter what A said, starting with the phrase 'First of All'. And some of our absolute favourite 'First Of All' jokes doing the rounds of the micro-blogging site are these: "Hello, this is Venkatesh from Kotak Mahindra Life Insurance, Me: First of all, I have no life," "I: I'll make you fall in love with me, She: First of all. I can't even fall asleep," "Son: Mom my head hurts, Indian Mom: First of all, Sara din phone te lagha rein da," "Teacher to student: Why are you late to class? Student: First of all, I pay your salary." Here are other similarly hilarious tweets. "Hello, this is Venkatesh from Kotak Mahindra Life Insurance" First of all, I have no life. — Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) October 19, 2017 Mom : Happy journey. Khidki ke baahar haath mat nikaalna Me : First of all, I am traveling by a flight — SAGAR (@sagarcasm) October 18, 2017 "I'll make you fall in love with me" First of all. I can't even fall asleep — First of all.. (@1stOfAllTweets) October 23, 2017 "Pursue a degree in what you love" First of all, I'm Indian — Master of none (@Apoorvisbrown) October 16, 2017 Me : Diwali mein kharcha bohot hota hai Girl : first of all, I’m a South Delhi girl — Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 18, 2017 “I though you said you were going on a diet” First of all, i never said when — First of all. (@uhFirstOfAll) October 23, 2017 "Why you not replying to my msgs?" First of all, I don't know you — SwatKat (@swatic12) October 22, 2017 "hey, I love you" first of all, its not my problem. — D. (@ambertonic_) October 22, 2017 “ you only have paronthe for breakfast “ first of all , we are punjabis — Singha (@heisenjit) October 22, 2017 Son: Mom my head hurts Indian Mom: First of all, Sara din phone te lagha rein da — Karandeep (@kdhillon35) October 17, 2017 "India is a boring place" First of all, have you been to Mumbai ? pic.twitter.com/oETeRM11ub — Vikram (@thereversefIash) October 17, 2017 “Why are you late to class?” First of all, I pay your salary — anthony (@roccohhh) October 17, 2017
