This man explains demonetisation using flight announcements and it’s absolutely hilarious and spot on!

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And if you are still wondering what is happening, then well-known literary critic Sanjay Sipahimalani, Twitter user has deconstructed the lacklustre implementation of demonetisaton in a series of tweets. And he has done that in a rather unusual and a hilarious way — using in-flight announcements! He started his 13-tweets-long thread with the post that reads thus: “If in-flight announcements were made in the manner of demonetisation notifications”.

If you observe carefully, you will be amazed to see how all of it makes so much of sense!

Read his entire hilarious tweet thread, here.

If in-flight announcements were made in the manner of demonetisation notifications: (1/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

Hello, and welcome aboard. Do fasten your seatbelts, because we’re in for a bumpy ride. (2/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

Just like the utter confusion we faced while one unplanned instruction after the other came our way.

You can stow cabin baggage in the overhead compartment for the first 15 minutes after which you need to place it under your seat. (3/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

After five more minutes, you can take it out and place it on your lap. Until further notice. (4/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

You can switch off your cellphones now. Those who switched off cellphones five minutes ago may be subject to penalty. (5/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

There is no penalty for those using pre-paid cards that they have purchased in the last 24 hours. (6/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

Chaos continues. …

Or is it 12 hours? We’ll let you know. (7/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

That sounds very familiar. NaMo app, may be?

Our in-flight crew will be happy to take care of your needs. Write down stated needs and get the signature of the airline CEO. (8/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

Food will be served first to those sitting on rows 1 to 12. After 5 minutes, we’ll reverse the order. Then it’s odd-numbered rows. (9/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

But, but. … why haven’t you kept enough food for all of the passengers?

Unless the food runs out. (10/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

Those who are already full are encouraged to distribute leftover food to those less fortunate. (11/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

In case of turbulence, oxygen masks will drop down. Before using these, you need to provide a chest X-ray that is KYC-compliant. (12/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

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May be, we should for the many benefits we are going to reap “in the longer run”?

The flight should take 60 minutes, but it could be more. Or less. It’s a small inconvenience. Take this flight for the nation. (13/13)

— Sanjay Sipahimalani (@SanSip) November 25, 2016

Sipahimalani’s posts got quite a bit of attention on Twitter.

@SanSip this was hilarious! Think I can use this for a short animated video with your permission? Would make for a great video.

— Karan Talwar (@BollywoodGandu) November 25, 2016

@SanSip brilliant!!

— extastic (@brookail488) November 25, 2016

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