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A British PM,a football match,blackmail,bisexuality it is a political martini

A British PM,a football match,blackmail,bisexuality it is a political martini
Even by the standards of masala-filled airport novels,Meghnad Desais political thriller Dead on Time offers an embarrassment of riches: paedophilia,incest,bisexuality,blackmail and,not least of all,a Scottish Premier League football match between the Celtics and the Rangers. The characters are equally colourful: there is the obligatory unscrupulous publishing magnate,his rich wife dying of cancer,a dissolute peer,a retired journalist endlessly writing obituaries,a French lesbian actor playing Ubu Roi,an ambitious diary secretary at 10 Downing Street,a weird terrorist-type named Red and a vengeful barman armed with some very dangerous olives. Oh,and theres the nations agony-aunt who writes articles with titles like Children are Gods tears on earth. Together,these ingredients and especially the fat green olives make a peculiar but racy and readable cocktail.

Apart from his publications as an economist,Desai has written on subjects as varied as Dilip Kumar,Ezra Pound,and Islamism. Dead on Time,a new effort,gets full points for enthusiasm. As a Labour peer,Desai has drawn on his experience of the House of Lords. Crime writer Ruth Rendell,also a Labour peer,provides a generous back-quote for the novel close enough to reality to raise a shiver. The novel is set in England in the late 1990s. The main protagonist,Harry White,is the prime minister of Britain. Like all occupants of high office,he spends most of his time doing things that he detests such as wearing contact lenses,or watching a football match in Glasgow before the elections for the devolved Scottish Parliament. The events unfold in the space of one day under headers like 06:59 am. London,7:20 am. London,7:28 am. London,7:30 am. London and so on until the narrative reaches Belfast at noon but no ones dead yet.

Meanwhile,the President of the United States Rob Roy and yes,that is really his name in the book is itching to bomb Libya. And when the president of the US itches,England scratches. Elsewhere,Terence Harcourt,secretary of state for Europe and Harrys main rival within the party,is in Vienna listening to trade discussions about the price of what else but olives from Cyprus. He almost dies of boredom,and then later that night he actually dies of a heart attack after learning that his dark secrets are about to be exposed in print the next morning. In Glasgow,riots break out between the Celtic and Ranger fans. Harry White has to get to Belfast that night,but will he make it?

You wont exactly chew off your nails with the suspense,but the novel has its moments. Just read attentively because careless editing lets Dorothy become Deirdre,and Terence becomes Stuart elsewhere. As for the football match,it would have been fun if only the fans had let it take place,but its enjoyable even reading the account of how it wasnt allowed to happen.

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