
If your mouldies are giving you the cringe then perhaps it’s time you bought them this totally nang book.
A 13-year-old English schoolgirl has had a surprise publishing hit with The A-Z of Teen Talk, a dictionary of teenage slang that’s proving popular with parents and children alike.
With definitions for words such as ‘fudge’ (a really stupid person), ‘nang’ (cool) and ‘mouldies’ (parents), the dictionary appears to be helping out-of-touch parents recommunicate with their lingo-obsessed offspring.
“It sort of helps bridge the gap,” said Ingrid Parris of Ravette, the publishing house that picked up the book, sent in as an unsolicited manuscript by Lucy van Amerongen, a schoolgirl still sporting a ‘tin-grin’ (someone who wears braces).
“Teenage language is becoming more and more impenetrable, so adults who use some of these words might find they get more respect from their children.”
Van Amerongen came up with the idea after her parents complained they couldn’t understand what she and her sisters, aged 11 and 23, were saying to one another.
She decided to ask friends at her private boarding school to come up with their best slang suggestions, which she then compiled into a 40-page book.
The publisher made an initial print run of 5,000 copies, but the mini-dictionary proved such a success in the run up to Christmas that a re-print of 6,000 is already on the cards.
As with many things teenage these days, several words owe their origin to mobile phones and text messaging, such as ‘book’, a synonym for cool which comes from the fact that if you try to text ‘cool’ it comes up first as ‘book’.
Others trace their roots to TV programmes or are offshoots of American slang, while some are particularly English, such as ‘ledge’, which means someone who is greatly admired — a legend.
Here’s a selection of words and their definitions:
Clappin — out of date
Phat-free — uncool, rubbish
Shizzle — someone you really admire, as in “she’s a shiz”
Gratz — Thanks
Hench — a tough boy, as in a henchman
Cringe — embarrassment, as in ‘your parents are a cringe’
Antwacky — unstylish or old-fashioned
Cotch down — hang out, chill out or sleep
Klingon — younger children, like irritating young brothers
Flat roofin’ — overworked at school, stressed
Za — abbreviation for pizza
Fudge — a really stupid person, derived from the grades they might be expected to get in their exams — F, U, D, G, E.
Zep — a yob or lower class person
Oudish — very cool, excellent.






