What are lawyers doing on the sports page?

Elsewhere,an 83-year-old lady is moving the courts to allow her to head one of the factions,hoping to run Indian hockey and where a goal might have been considered a fair objective,a stay order is greeted with celebration. The Commonwealth Games are in the news only for water pouring into new stadiums,for swimmers tripping over unfinished construction and for incurring costs that bear as much relation to the budget as my cover drive does to Sachin Tendulkars.

And the Sinhalese Sports Club ground has joined a few others (Antigua,Ahmedabad…) where a lawyer is genuinely needed; to get a stay against curators from preparing pitches that will make bowlers extinct faster than the Bengal tiger. At the time of typing this,13 wickets have fallen in four days,and a century is news only if it is missed.

Ironically,the place to head off to for relief is a team that is normally in the news for parliamentary committees and senate commissions enquiring into its activities. But circumstances have thrown Pakistan a great opportunity,among the biggest in its history. Funnily,it is an opportunity only they can spurn,for cricket writes more baffling scripts there than a writer of soaps could even dream of.

With seniors under a cloud,and some unsure of whether they are active or retired,a group of youngsters with the most incredible ability has been thrown together. Three young fast bowlers,and doubtlessly a dozen more tucked away in their fertile by-lanes,are making the world sit up and take notice; enjoying using the Dukes ball and making it curve nastily. A young left-armer has emerged who has the potential to cause batsmen a lot of distress,as has a swarm of young batsmen who take to cricket,and its attendant pressures,with the ease of a poet composing a ghazal. These are young,uncluttered,dare one say unspoilt,minds who are thankful for the opportunity of playing for their country. It seems,suddenly,in Pakistan cricket as if things were were just meant to be; even though it is no more than a couple of weeks since their new captain quit!

Now all they need is a young all-rounder to bat at number six,a wicket keeper who doesnt enjoy controversy and some parliamentarians who can stay away from cricket. It will be criminal to miss an opportunity like this.

But arrayed against them are a group of cricketers,hitherto considered malleable,who seem to have acquired steel implants. England are playing the toughest cricket I have seen since Nasser Hussain brought sides to the sub-continent. From a distance there seems a culture of openness,a gentleman captain and a tough coach,some under-rated but resolute batsmen,a mighty fine spinner and three seamers who keep picking up wickets. More than anything else,this looks a side willing to stamp on an opponent when he is down where earlier they seemed happy putting up a temporary fight.

England and Pakistan are teams on the way up,at least for now,and their contest should be one for sportslovers. Their traditional opponents,Australia and India,rated above them,are faltering with what engineers might call structural defects. So maybe we should enjoy that while the lawyers roll up their sleeves in India and curators continue to bury bowlers in Sri Lanka.

If India searched for bowlers with the zeal with which they look for legal loopholes,and bowlers didnt vanish into the hungry pits that keep popping up everywhere,Indias sports pages would make better reading.