
MUMBAI, August 4: A woman goes to a doctor with the hope of raising her husband8217;s performance. The doc simply hands her a packet of viagra tablets and asks her to report back in a week8217;s time. The lady comes back within two days 8212; sad and shattered. She says, 8220;Doc, my husband8217;s dead8230; and I can8217;t close the coffin!8221;
Laced with black humour such as this, the talk on Vigour, Vitality and Viagra8217; at a function organised by the Rotary Club of Bombay today, also highlighted some serious effects and side-effects of the drug also known as Pfizer8217;s riser which was introduced in the US only in March this year.
The main speaker for the occasion, Dr Vinit J Shah, an andrologist from Jaslok Hospital with a wry sense of humour, confessed that he expected a 8220;standing ovation8221; at the end of his speech. 8220;I want to clear certain myths attached to the drug. Viagra cannot be bought off the counter as it can trigger fatal reactions in the body if it is taken along with certain other drugs of daily use. One has toconsult a physician before taking it,8221; said Shah who is conducting trials on the drug Sildenafil, Viagra8217;s basic ingredient.
Like most other creations on earth, Viagra too was discovered by accident when pharmaceutical giant Pfizer was testing the drug on heart patients. Showing a cross-section of a penis Dr Shah thanked Lorena Bobbit for this slide he described in detail the mechanism of achieving an erection before going on to describe some of the older treatment options like the penile implants hum apke hain silicon, according to the doctor and the vacuum erection device which he claimed would be relaunched in America under the brand name Lewinsky8217;!.
Finally moving on to Viagra, he told that another myth surrounding Viagra was that it was an aphrodisiac like the Indian herbs.8220;Basically it is just a drug that tries to cure erectile dysfunction and a certain degree of sexual stimulus is also necessary for its effectiveness you can8217;t just pop in a Viagra, say Jai Santoshi Maa and jump into thebed!8221; Dr Shah told.But the doctor had saved the best for the end when he declared that he would now show some of the greatest erections of man. After a few seconds of suspense, the doctor projected slides of the Eiffel Tower, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and of course, the Taj Mahal.