We look at the sky and ponder over ‘possible worlds’. What about the impossible worlds that exist in our very own? “Egypt is a funeral civilisation,” our guide pronounced as we stared at the long-dead toes of a girl. A doctor had created a special contraption for an aristocrat’s daughter to walk when she lost a part of her foot. The invention left us dumbstruck. Even as the Stone Age was ending, Egyptians had started building gold-covered tombs and temples that would last millenniums. Heck! Even their dead feet lasted that long. A civilisation that incredibly spanned 3000 years, Pharaonic Egypt covered in the sands of the Sahara was on our bucket list, which had caught rust during COVID-19. When the world opened, we went romping around the intercontinental Misr — ponderous with history, yet weightless like a dream. A cradle of civilisation, ancient Egypt was at the helm of military and cultural might, religion and spirituality, innovations like papyrus and the written language hieroglyphs, geometric precision to build pyramids and a central government. The day was measured in 24-hours, a year in 365 days and the amount of tax to be paid by farmers by the water in the “well of taxes”, which measured the level of the Nile. The more it flooded, the better the harvest. Now if that isn’t ingenious, the wheel isn’t too. On the first day, after our travel planner Atef Gomaa of Blue Heaven tipped us about giving tips (which can be requested, demanded and coerced, everywhere, for everything), we made a beeline to the Great Pyramid and Sphinx, built with millions of tonnes of stones and promises of an afterlife. It is indeed a funeral civilisation. The ancient Egyptians spent their lives preparing for death. They didn’t build palaces but tombs filled with every perceivable need. Imagine the beautiful Nefertiti admiring her lapis lazulis and smiling at the vision she’d look in heaven. Egyptians had gods for everything, from the god of mummification Anubis to sun god Ra. But the true goddess that gave birth to Egypt is Nile. Her fertile delta provided food and papyrus. Her waterways ferried goods (including mammoth obelisks and pyramid blocks) and armies. Her flooding transformed deserts into farmlands. Her cycles formed the Egyptians’ identity and philosophy of life, death and rebirth. They saw their creation in the river, like you see your mother’s face on your own. Nile flows like a poet. We sailed on the world’s longest river chasing the past littered on its shores. You stop between Luxor and Aswan to see the monuments that dazzle and frazzle, cross the Esna Lock and feel as if you’re sailing on Pharaoh Khufu’s papyrus boat to heaven. Sadly, we didn’t chance upon Nile crocs or the Egyptian Vulture. On our list next were the temple of Sobek – the croc-headed god of Nile - with crocodile mummies at Kom Ombo, the temple of Horus to be reached in a carriage bumping on crater-sized potholes, the magnificent complex of Karnak, the massive Aswan Dam my father remembered from the time of Colonel Nasser and the gorgeous island of Philae dedicated to Isis. Osiris, Isis’ husband, was killed and his body mutilated by his brother Seth. Isis’ sorrow and sexual desire sent her collecting Osiris’ tit-bits. She found all except one — his phallus — and breathed life into him. Soon after, they copulated and Horus was born. Don’t ask me how. The land is full of bizarre tales and profound mystical wisdom. Some scholars point at similarities between Isis-Horus and Mary-Jesus. Abu Simbel, on the border of Sudan, that celebrates Ramses II and Nefertiti, is a historical heavyweight. When the temple faced a possible submersion by the making of Aswan Dam, the world came together to save it believing it was not the history of Egypt but humankind. Gawping at the mummy of Ramses II, I remembered Marilyn Monroe’s scribbling on hotel stationery from the Waldorf Astoria in New York, “.you must be-/ alive — when looking dead”. He had a great vision of a nation and himself, erected the greatest monuments, lived into the 90s when the average lifespan was 35, sired more children than any and outlived most of them. He is the basis for Shelly’s poem Ozymandias. If you think you are already a relic in your middle age, let Ramses II step back and take a bow. And yet, King Tut, an inconsequential king, caught the world’s imagination. The boy king with a curved spine was buried in the Valley of Kings. By the time Howard Carter chanced upon the small but intact tomb, most of the greater tombs had been raided; even a few of the mummies stolen. Tutankhamen’s dizzyingly dazzling treasure now lies in Cairo Museum — a 120 kg gold coffin, jewellery, weapons, and 145 linen underwear! After the heady history lessons, we reanimated ourselves at Red Sea. Marsa Alam, with its remote outpost ambience, is a kaleidoscopic underworld, a diver’s dream. It was cleaner than the rest of Egypt, which has pyramids of garbage people are astonishingly heedless of (not that we, in India, should be surprised, given our own apathy). Al Qahira, the City Victorious, became Cairo by the twist of the European tongue. After the monastic Coptic Cairo and glamorous Islamic Cairo, we braved the tide of humanity at Khan-al-Khalili, the centuries old souk where touts stand cheek by jowl hawking their wares. Our wrists daubed with perfumes, we finished our sojourn to this grand epic with sheesha and stuffed pigeons. Someone asked, “What would you like to be buried with?” “Just one item,” I declared, rubbing my hands in the January cold. “A Kindle.” For what would be a quieter place to read than in the river to afterlife? (Arefa Tehsin is author, mostly recently of 'The Witch in the Peepul Tree')
