Censor Board says no long ‘kisses’ in Bond film ‘Spectre’, Twitterati makes #SanskariJamesBond trend

The Twitterati’s take on the same is funny, and #SanskariJamesBond has started trending on Twitter.

Censor Board member Ashoke Pandit tweeted:

#PahlajNihalani has always functioned on his own accord and I don't subscribe to his curtailing of creative rights. #JamesBond #CBFC

— Ashoke Pandit (@ashokepandit) November 18, 2015

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Filmmaker Shirish Kunder tweeted:

No one knows women better than our Censor Board. They know for exactly how long James Bond has to kiss Monica Bellucci to satisfy her.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) November 18, 2015

James Bond’s women must be feeling so safe now that our Censor Board is there to protect their izzat & aabroo from that creep.

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) November 18, 2015

Congress spokesperson Sanjay Jha tweeted:

India’s Censor Board needs a mouthwash.

— Sanjay Jha (@JhaSanjay) November 18, 2015

Hmmmm, so James Bond must be feeling rather tongue-tied with the Censor Board…..?????

— Sanjay Jha (@JhaSanjay) November 18, 2015

Here are the jokes:

Censor Board is cutting out long kissing scenes. Even those of the flowers. Now, a short kiss and the next scene will show the baby.

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) November 18, 2015

When James Bond will come close to kiss his girl, they will show two flowers touching each other. Thank you Censor Board. 😂😂😂

— Amit.A (@Amit_smiling) November 18, 2015

Censor Board when it watched Hate Story 3 pic.twitter.com/QhGfVkDsLf

— Psycho (@i_Psycho) November 18, 2015

Censor Board cuts down the duration of kisses in Spectre. This is what happens when you release your film after Sooraj Barjatya.

— Vighnesh. (@Vighrane01) November 18, 2015

Can the censor board chief make his list of what is Indian n what is not public so that movies can be made accordingly :)

— Mahesh Langa (@LangaMahesh) November 18, 2015

Censor Board will only pass the James Bond movie uncut, if it is directed by Sooraj Barjatya.

— Nitin Sinha (@NsNitinsinha) November 18, 2015

Thanks to the censor board, Bond shall call M as ‘Babuji’ and Moneypenny as ‘behen’ #sanskarijamesbond

— AkshatL (@akshatligga) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond Played by Alok. Nath Nath Seven.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 18, 2015

After Censor Board banning kissing scenes in movies I had a serious doubt! Will Hate Story 3 kissing scenes also be censored? #HateStory3 :D

— Robert D’silva (@SportsTweeeter) November 18, 2015

James bond movie after censor board cuttings will be only 30 mins then :P

— vamshi (@vamshitweet) November 18, 2015

Censor board has ordered to cut some scenes from new James bond movie. In other news Baba Ramdev is going to produce a Desi James Bond movie

— Siddharth (@owl_baba) November 18, 2015

No Censor Board, no. You got it wrong. CHARLIE SHEEN DIDN’T GET IT FROM KISSING.

— Aashna (@_clumsilly) November 18, 2015

“Censor Board” of the world’s 2nd most populated country has a problem with kissing. Rest assured, we’ll never have an Indian #JamesBond.

— Rajan Lodha (@RajanLodha) November 18, 2015