Evil eye

The Be Bold in Black award
Vivek Oberoi at the Big Mumbaikar Award
We wonder if Vivek here is thinking,“My last hit may have been as part of an ensemble cast in Omkara,but I’m still a star. And to prove that,I’ve worn not just a very superstar-y shiny jacket,but I’ve also dared to wear a checked shirt with a striped tie—something that only a genuine star can pull off. So there.” Message received,Vivek.

The Glow in the Dark Dress award from the Optical Illusions Society
Vidya Malavade at the Swarovski charity auction
Firstly,it’s a mystery to us why anyone would buy such an ugly dress. But we’ll be charitable enough to attribute that to temporary insanity. Still,once bought,why does Vidya have to parade the saffron and blue disaster at a black tie event? A momentary lapse of reason,we can understand,but this shows up Vidya as a fashion offender of the worst kind.

The Equestrian Fashion award
Rashmi Uday Singh at the Grover Vineyards InterClub Golf Tournament prize giving dinner
“Hi,I’m Rashmi Uday Singh. I’m a food writer so I can get away with not paying attention to basic fashion rules like matching my bag with my footwear. That reminds me—my horse is parked out front. Can you make sure he has his fill of oats?”