Evil Eye

The Lady in Red Recognition for Compulsive Matching
Aamna Sharif at Aao Wish Karein music launch
Matching every accessory with your clothes went out with pigtails and school uniforms but someone forgot to inform grownup Aamna. The girl has not only put on a dress that looks like it was made out of one of Crazy Cat Lady’s old curtains,she’s also matched all her accessories with the red flower motifs. So we have red shoes,red jewellery and even red toenails,not to mention the satin bow at her waist. We’re putting the fashion police on red alert for this one.

The Chalk and Cheese Award for Badly Coordinated Outfits
Adhuna and Farhan Akhtar at the MFF opening
We love it when married couples avoid the cloying sweetness of wearing matching clothes,but still manage to look in sync. Akshay and Twinkle Khanna do it beautifully,but we’re sorry to say that Farhan and Adhuna still have a long way to go with their monochromatic ensemble. Farhan does a dapper,if slightly funereal,turn is a black bandhgala jacket,with just a touch of colour,but what made Adhuna dress up as a fresh corpse and wear a shroud? We say it here in black and white — we like it NOT.

The Stylists Association Award for Girl In Need Of Wardrobe Intervention
Jacqueline Fernandez at Aladin screening in Cinemax
Looks like Jacqueline needs a genie to help her with her wardrobe choices. Firstly,it’s shocking that at her debut movie’s screening Jackie slummed it out with jeans and no makeup. And when you add to that the

Aladin T-shirt and the two-season-old boyfriend jacket,the otherwise lovely lass fails miserably to make magic. The only thing going for Jacqueline here is her choice in footwear. Heels can never go wrong.

The Cosa Nostra Award For Worst Pacino Imitation
Upen Patel at the Vie Lounge party for Jessica Simpson
Every aspiring actor looks to doing something like what Al Pacino did with The Godfather. Which is why we’re not surprised that Upen has donned the Mafioso look,with greasy hair and dude suit in place,although it does sadden us,knowing as we do,that he doesn’t have the movie role to complement the look. We’re sorry to break it to you Upen,but this is one look that has to go ‘lie with the fish’,just like your career has.